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What I want to do before I die....
1.Go to Japan
2.Have a conversation with a hobo
3.Poke someone exactly 77 times
4.Save someones life.
5.Burn Zach's briefcase.
6.Burn Zach's hat.
7.Have a conversation with a nerd that's not Hanna.
8.Rip the heads off every stuffed animal in a store
9.Stop my habit of chewing on things.
10.Actually get kissed.
11.Help the world somehow.
12.Spend a day helping out at a hospital.
13.Watch a sad movie without crying.
14.See the northern lights.
15.Become not so afraid of things. (ghosts, roller coasters, etc.)
16.Do the drunken hamster in front of an FBI agent protecting the president.
17.Get into Marquette.
18.Get a good job that pays well.
19.Work at Burger King for a day as the drive through person.
20.Go to an orphanage and play with the orphan's like the nerd I am.
21.Force feed Hanna a piece of fish at a hospital(just in case).
22.Go skydiving with Hanna.
23.Have at least two kids.
24.Have at least one well behaved kid.
25.Have a gay guy do my hair.
26.Have a conversation will a WalMart greeter.
27.Somehow break into Hanna's dorm room in collage with a tied up Rob Patterson, just to see how she reacts.
28.Heelie full speed through a Target after hours.
29.Hug the president.
30.Hug a pro football player.
31.Trap aging mother in a retirement home for one week.
32.Force Hanna to work at said retirement home.
33.Buy father a hearing aid, or one of those old horn things used for hearing.
34.Then take him to the opera.
35.Bring Clara to a Chippendales show.
36.Take pictures for Chuck to see.
37.Force Twiny to watch gay porn.
38.Force feed Kasi a huge piece of gravy covered steak.
39.Video tape this and send it to Hanna.
40.Lock Mikey in a totally white room to see what she does. May include paperclip.
41.Make Sarah wear an all pink outfit to church.
42.Have a block party with Tom Cruise.
43.Ask Tom Cruise why he runs in all his movies.
44.Pay Chuck Norris to wear a playboy bunny outfit and jump out of my brothers b-day cake.
45.Raise enough money to do the above without getting a roundhouse kick to the face.
46.Make Andrew watch gay porn, note if he likes it.
47.Force Mikey into a Near outfit and throw her in white room from above. See if you can find her.
48.Make a human Where's Waldo in Chicago.
49.Actually do some of the things on this list.
50.Get rid of my repetitive speech impediment.
51.Spend a day with Hanna without making her laugh.
52.If #51 actually comes true, take Hanna to bar with midget bartenders.
53.Watch Mulan without singing the I'll make a man out of you song.
54.Have a perfect, or as close to perfect as you can with my strange ways, wedding.
55.Shove my groom statuey thingy into Hanna's martini.
56.Have a pimp a**, totally out of the blue, party.
57.See what happens when Madonna goes on steroids.
58.Annoy a mall cop to tears.
59.Make a small boy pee on the fake mall santa's lap.
60.Kidnap one of the fake elves and trap him in mall jail.
61.Sled down the bean in Chicago, in the middle of July.
62.Race Hanna, barefoot through Buckingham palace.
63.Slip and Slide through Michigan Avenue.
64.Run out on field during a Major Leagues Cubs game screaming about how much I love the Cardinals.
65.Live through this experience.
66.Go to ACen as Matt, with Hanna going as Mello.
67.Eat an entire wedding cake by myself.
68.Sneak into a toy store after hours.
69.Actually see two gay guys cosplaying MelloXMatt.
70.Hug a guy with an afro.
71.Read the dictionary.
72.Learn to speak fluent Japanese and German.
73.Go to Germany.
74.Laugh at a fellow school member who is under age drinking in Germany.
75.Have half a billion dollars at least once.
76.Go to a Japanese fashion show.
77.Go to a beauty pageant.
78.Be a judge for something important.
79.Have a comedy movie marathon.
80.Have a party in Canada.
81.Become friends with my doctor.
82.Buy a Hello Kitty shirt.
83.Wear a wig for a full day.
84.Somehow fall in love, and not that phony stuff you see in movies.
85.Sit through a romantic movie without swearing.
86.Sit through a showing of High School Musical 3 without cracking a joke about anyone in the cast.
87.Write a short story.
88.Meet a famous music group.
89.Go to a hypnotist show just to see if they actually have powers.
90.Dye Miley Cyrus's hair blond, let's see them take that wig off!
91.Have identical twin boys.
92.Have one of them be gay.
93.Have a daughter and name her Lalita.
94.Live to be at least 95.
95.Watch the chaos unfold December 21, 2012.
96.Make a lemonade stand and sell kids Mike's Hard Lemonade.
97.Befriend a playboy bunny.
98.Have a sleepover, no sex involved, in playboy mansion.
99.See Clara bear graduate college.
100. Have a ******** kick a** college party with Hanna, the day before graduation.

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