So Kids, I've Decided to Make a List.
You all know I love my sisters, yes? But I have to admit, they are quite often hilariously stupid. So. I've decided to make a list of all said moments here. (more to be added later n.n)
In the first situation, we're at the beach in a little store. I saw Elizabeth checking out a sticker or something with a rainbow that says "Gay Pride" on it.
Meh: Hang on...you're not gay....unless.....O.o?
Elizabeth: No! I'm not gay. But I love gay people.
Me: You know Grandma will b***h slap you, right?
Elizabeth: What? Why!?
Me: It's in the Bible...?
Elizabeth: WHAT?! Since when???
Katie: Okay, so ham is pig, right?
Me: Yeah.
Katie: So what's turkey made out of??
Elizabeth: OMFG SCOBBY DOO'S ON!
Me: Kay...
Elizabeth: Wow...this is a really hard one...
Me: It's some guy trying to scare people off and he would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog.
Elizabeth: ...Have you seen this one?
Katie: Can you help me with my homework?
Me: Sure.
Katie: First question: Who was the first president of the united states? Oh, that's easy.
Me: I should hope so...
Katie: No one knows. It was too long ago.
Me: gonk
(Okay, that was actually my Journalism teacher's sister, but it works.)
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