1. You will receive a body. You don't get to choose it, sorta like the claw machine game, you never know what toy you will get from it
2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called "LIFE."
3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Like when your dad tries to build a treehouse for you, the mistake, it's unsafe, lesson ask mom
4. Lessons are repeated until they are learned. If the stove is on and you put your hand on it, you will get burnt. I know, sucks right?
5. Learning lessons does not end. By the time you're a senoir citizen you have a doctren
6. "There" is no better a place than "here." The same story as the grass is always greener on the other side. My lawn is so green, your eyes can't see it
7. Other people are mirrors of you. Everybody shows certain aspects of you, like Oprah she's when you have a good hair day or Rosie O'Donald when you have a bad hair day
8. What you make of your life is up to you. Some being above us gave you some tools, now build him a god damn shed
9. Your answers lie within you. Yup, only you can find your answers