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Code Monkey get up, Get Coffee Code Monkey go to job Code Monkey have boring meeting Boring Manager, Rob.
Rob says "Code Monkey very diligent, but his output stink. His code not functional or elegant" What do Code Monkey think?
Code Monkey think: "Maybe Manager ougta write God Damn LogIn page himself!!?"
Code Monkey not say it Out loud Code Monkey not crazy Just Proud.
Code Monkey like Fritos Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew Code Monkey very simple man With warm, fuzzy, secret heart.
Code Monkey Like you. Code Monkey Like you.
Code Monkey hang around at front desk Tell you sweater look nice. Code Monkey offer buy you soda Bring you cup, Bring you ice.
You say, "No thank you for the soda cause, Soda make you fat. Anyway I busy with the telephone No time for a chat."
Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle Sit down, pretend to work Code Monkey not thinking, so straight Code Monkey not feeling, so great
Code Monkey Like Fritos. Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew Code Monkey very simple man. With warm, fuzzy, secret heart.
Code Monkey like you. Code Monkey like you lots.
Code Monkey have every reason to get out this place. Code Monkey just keep on working. See your soft pretty face.
He much rather wake up eat a coffee cake. Take bath . Take nap. "This job fullfilling in creative way." Such a load of CRAP.
Code Monkey think, some day he have everything, even pretty girl like you, Code Monkey just waiting, for now Code Monkey say, "Someday, Somehow!"
Code Monkey like Fritos Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew Code Monkey very simple man With warm fuzzy, secret heart.
Code Monkey like you. Code Monkey like you... Code Monkey like you...
Lil EmoPanda · Tue Dec 02, 2008 @ 01:30am · 0 Comments |