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Sob. I barely have any gold now. I HAVE NO FREAKIN' MONEY, YOU DOUCHEBAGS! Don't rub it in my face. Anyway, this is basically just to make money. And to make meh loved, not that I'm not loved. Well then, I assume that you're going to want more crappy analysis stuff again. Not really, but it's fun to ME. I don't really give a rat's a** (poor rat, I'm sorry) what you want. No one's reading anyway... right? O.o"
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Hyperbole. Hyperbole= hyper bowl. Hyper bole is personification. Personification is figure of speech stuff. That is... also hyperbole. Aw! Dammit! Lemme start over.

Hyperbole means a hyper bowl. Hyper bowls are dishes that you eat from and then you become hyper. Hyperness is hyperactiveness. Hyperactiveness is super-fun-sugar-rush! Sugar is sweet. Sweet is yummeh. Yummy in my tummy. That rhymes. Rhyme is rhythm. Rhythm is musical. Musical ends in "ickle". "Ickle" is icicle. Icicles are popsicles. Popsicles are chilly and also sweet. Chillyness is snow. Snow is snow angel. Snow angel comes from Heaven. The Holy One lives in Heaven. Heaven is full of dead people. Dead people are corpses. Corpses... hmm... necrophilia! Necrophilia is... >w< Cannibal. Cannibal eats meat. Meat is disgusting. Disgusting is poopeh. Poppeh is brown. Brown is brownie. Brownies taste good. But Brownie is also poop. So you just admitted that poopeh tastes good!

... wait. I just admitted it. Nevermind. Anyway, brownies have sugar. Sugar leads back to sugar rushedies. Sugar rushes make you hyper again. Hyperness can make hyper bowls. Hyper bowls put together and spelled a different way makes hyperbole. Voila! Magical, no?

Now go piss off. Nobody likes you anyway.