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From what I can't gather from my analysis
You make up my most hated nemesis.
No matter what I want, you tell me that and this
Your attempts for control are lower than the less.
Even now you prove more despicable than the rest
I want to end you, but which possibility is the best?

Make it painful and brutal with a nail gun in my hand
Ask my friends to do it by popular demand.
Beat you to pieces, make you leg ruined and bent
Poison your food and make it look like an accident.
Gas you down, put you to sleep and leave you to dream
Burn you in a swimming pool full of kerosene.
Bind you and force-feed you petroleum oil
Choke you to death with a piece of shiny aluminum foil.
Blast you to the heavens (not that you belong there) with crates of dynamite
Slice your head off with a samurai sword in the middle of the night.
Trap you in a coffin and leave you with no air.
So what if you're gone? Nobody will notice and nobody will care.

I am done with you and your insane hunger and greed for power.
Clean up your act, or one (or even ALL) of the described events may happen within the hour.