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wait hold on i just gots an ideas!



*John Cleese chimes in*

Due to the fact that the last narrator has quit his job due to his nervous breakdown as a narrator and now taken up the occupation as a professional female impersonator, I will be taking over for now on. (clears throat) Ah! Yes! The Nicu and his mating habits, now the Nicu is quite afraid of long term commitment. Nevertheless it is quite easy to attract the Nicu for mating with the proper mating call that is. (pans over a field as a expensively dressed Gaian yells out I'M WORTH 4,867,667!!!) Now yelling out any thing under 500 thousand will not attract the Nicu's attention. (random n00b irritates a shirtless Nicu who boredly filps though 'Gambino Weekly' with the failed mating call of "hiz i haz 6k will you donate so we canz has smex nao plx?" ) It also helps to be well endowed both financially and physically (Zooms in on Nishi and Rhine "hey i'm worth over 6 mil wanna shag?" "apparently i have large assets! ((*facepalm* hopefully no offense is taken Rhine)) Nicu is interested ) as well as easy on the eyes. Now the mating season of The Nicu is year round but the Nicu tyicaily mates more in the harsh cold of the winter, where he can find many a warm bed. Now the mating rituals of The Nicu is much too graphic to describe on a PG show for children as they usually involve vampires and copious amounts of other things that should not be mentioned but can be left to the viewers imagination.