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A HAPPY DEMONIC FAMILY X-MAS |
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"'Twas the night before christmas...CHRISTMAS stressed !!!
CHRISSSTMAAAAASSSSS scream " Revan(icecle16) said.
"Mommy whats wrong with daddy" said Alruna.
"Oh nothing!!! He's fine, just excited about christmas. sweatdrop " said Crystal
(eh'hem sorry about that lets start all over)
"'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house-
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse-
The cape stockings were hung by the chimney with care-
In hopes that hell soon would be there-
The vampires were nestled all snug in their beds-
While visions of their first victim prances in their heads-
And mamma in her night-robe, and I in my cape-
Had just settled down for a horror movie tape-
When out in the shadows there arose such a clatter-
I sprang from the love seat to see what was the matter-
Away to the window I flew like a flash-
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash-
The moon light shone on the new-fallen snow-
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below-
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear-
But a miniature coffin, and eight tiny demonic reindeer-
With an old aged driver, so lively and quick-
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick-
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came-
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name-
"Now, Datchet! now, Satchet! now, Prancet and Destruction!-
On, Icecle! on Brutal! on, Dopper and Corrupttion!-
"Revan this is supposed to be a good story but, your
twisting it into your version." Crystal said with an angry voice.
"Well what did you expect I'm not a christmas type of person." said Revan.
"I want this to be a good story for our daughter not some nightmare." she said
"Well I'm not the giddy happy type Crystal but, fine I guess I could make it more happy in the human way." he said.
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!-
Now fly! fly away! fly away all!"-
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly-
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky-
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew-
With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too-
And then, in a stomping, I heard on the roof-
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof-
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around-
Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a pound-
He was dressed all in red, from his head to his foot-
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot-
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back-
And he looked like a peddler just opening his sack-
His eyes scaringly how they twinkled! his dimples how big and merry!-
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a big fat cherry!-
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow-
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow-
He had a broad face and a big round belly-
That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly-
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf-
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself-
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head-
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread-
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work-
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk-
And putting his finger up his nose...
Alruna giggles
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose-
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team he gave a whistle-
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle-
But I heard him exclaim, as he flew out of sight-
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."
"That was a ok I guess." said Crystal.
"Well I liked it." Alruna said.
"At least someone likes my creativeness." he said
*Crystal lightly punches Revan in the arm* "Alright wise guy." she said "Alruna it's time for bed.
"Awwww!!! Do I have to?" she asked.
"Yes." said Crystal.
"Alright....goodnight mommy and daddy.
" Alruna said running up to her room.
"Goodnight" both Revan and Crystal said.
helpers:
the real night before chrstmas story
Here's the story to go with my avatar sorry.
 icecle18 · Tue Dec 16, 2008 @ 01:31pm · 0 Comments |
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