NOT THAT HARD!
Dr. always tell you "Eat healthy foods like fruit and veggies, work out, not so much junk food, eat colorful things, and BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!"
Well guess what... THEY BE WRONG!!!
you know that thing for snakes?
red touches black its a friend of jack
red touches yellow its an evil little fellow
well guess what THAT APPLIES TO FOOD AS WELL!
Carrots with yellow leaves are NOT good for u!!! (yes the carrots are red)
Carrots with black leaves on the other hand, taste like gummy bears! mmm
NOW ABOUT THAT WORK OUT s**t!!!
screw running around in a circle like a retard!
what kind of training does that do for u in life???
One day some guy pulls a gun out on u. what are u gonna do?
find the nearest track and run around?
BOOM! too late ur dead!!!
i suggest you sit on ur a** and watch Dora the explorer!
Now she knows what the hell shes doing!!!
some fox come up to u and trys to take ur weed what u gonna do?
scream SWIPPER NO SWIPPING!!!
hes gonna b like "Oh damn that weed ******** u up i dont want any of that s**t!!!"
Now that no junk food s**t
the doc tells u not too eat junk food yet he wants u too eat colorful foods?
is he retarded???
thats what junk food is!
gummy worms = lots of colors
suckers = colors
banana = one color of gayness!
besides, most of the flavors of candies and such are fruit flavored
cherry, watermelon, grape, so on
so wtf is the doc smoking???!!!?
NOW one more thing...
COLORFUL FRUITS AND VEGGIES?!?!?!
alright!!!
Lets say you're walking down the road and you just happen to come across a hobo
hes got some fruit thats rainbow colored and u remember what the doc said.
you take a bite and smile
LITTLE DO YOU KNOW this hobo has aids and painted the apple
thats why its so colorful!!!
too late now tho u have aids AND rainbowdisolgyka (yeah thats a word)
so listen to me not the doctor, he doesnt know wtf hes talking about
THE END!!!
