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Today I woke up and it was a bright new day, had to hustle my a** off to Professor Oak's house to pick run some mission or crap. (Personally I think Oak is a *****, he's always staring at my a**.) On the way there I ran into his retarded grandson Blue, god he's such a loser. Any way, he's up in my face telling me I'll never be a good enough trainer like him. I'm like b***h you can kiss my a**. Ugh, so I get into the *****.... I mean Oak's house and he has me running errands. What the ******** yo, I could have stayed asleep but no I gotta go to this assholes house. Geeze what next, do I Gotta catch 'em all now? I flipped open my phone and bitched out my mom and she gave me the excuse that I had to do what Oak said so I could become a Pokemon trainer like pops.... which I'd like to know where the hell is his a**. I know we get money from him but I've never seen his a** around or pictures of him.... what ever. So I walk my tired a** into the lab and lo and behold is a damned delivery assignment. What the hell do I look like a monkey. I was about to tell Oak to kiss my a** when he said I just had to do this for him and then he gave me those weird ***** eyes that made me run the ******** out of there as soon as I grabbed the package.