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Okay, you all know that Barney is an evil dinosaur out for wolrd domination, right?

Good. Just checking. 3nodding

So, before he puts his master plan into effect, I decided to "put him to sleep" as they say. And as you all know, you can't kill an evil mastermind without and awesome team, right? I PM-d my friends/ partner-in-crimes frozen_mystery (A.K.A. Yzzie) and Sweetsherry77 (A.K.A Sherry) and filled them in on the plan.

"Alright. So, you know, and I know that we ALL hate the Purple Dino, A.K.A. Barney."

We all shuddered at the name.

Yzzie asked, "Yeah?"

I slapped down a paper onto the wooden table. (We were currently hiding out in Sherry's room even though we had to give her my cookies to persuade her. T^T)

"This is what we'll do."

And so it begins.

***

"Rebel to Ice, are you in position?"

"Ice to Rebel, affirmative."

I switched off my walkie-talkie and stuffed into my bag.

"Well that's enough practice for one day, we got to go to school man!"

Yzzie nodded. I wondered where Sherry was.

***

Where Sherry Was...

"HOLY JIGGLY BOOTY GRABS!"

Sherry was surrounded by rabid monkeys, and the leader hopped to the front.

"We know yow gotted duh Baynaynuh shumwhare hair!"

Sherry blinked. "What?"

The Monkey King shouted, "DUH BAYNAYNUH!"

Sherry's mind: WHAT THE F*CK IS A BAYNAYNUH?!

***

School...

I wondered aloud, "Where's Sherry?"

Yzzie replied, "Probably the Monkey King again."

I nodded in realization. "Ah... of course."

***

At Home...

~PWND has signed in~

~ICY has signed in~

~PBQ has signed in~

PWND: hey all

ICY: you ready?

PBQ: ...

PWND: what happened to you?

PBQ: one word, baynaynuhs.

ICY: ?

PWND: WTF?

PBQ: exactly.

ICY: told u, man.

PWND: you've made ur point.

PBQ: evil STUPID MONKEYS!!

ICY: hey! they could have heard u, man!

PBQ: LET EM COME! IMA... HOLY CRA--bfldjsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajdbvjkalcnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

~PBQ has been disconnected~

ICY: ...

PWND: well, i better go and call her to tell her that the Plan goes into action tomorrow. bai~

~PWND has signed out~

~ICY has signed out~

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To Be Continued...

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COMMENT. NOW. ninja rofl