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Damnit, What did I do to make them so angry?

Dear Diary,

My name is Kiana ******. And I have teddy bears invading my house. I don't know why they're invading. One day I was sitting on my couch hanging out on Gaia and the next thing I knew, a rock broke through my window. There was a note on it. I picked up the the note and read it . . .

YOUR DEAD!

Holy S**T (i screamed)

What the Hell is this? (I walked outside) Eric, did you do this? (but Eric was nowhere to be found! Suddenly, an army of teddy bears of all shapes and sizes were walking up the street) AHHHHHH

I ran inside

I started talking to User0 - a fellow Gaian- but he didn't believe teddy bears were attacking!

Srrrreeeeeeecccchhhhh went each window in my house

OH MY GOD! Teddy bears are gonna KILL me!

I boarded all the windows up with some wood left from the Hurricane

I should be safe for now (i said to myself)

Then i went along the day as if nothing was wrong, but i didn't dare leave my house.

three weeks past and i was out of food.

Maybe there gone . . .







I WAS WRONG!

I looked through one of the holes in the wood

There was a giant bazooka aimed right at me!

I ran under my couch

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

I looked through the gaping hole.

TEDDY BEARS!

I ran into my bathroom closet

I could hear them outside the door, looking for me

I knew what i had to do . . .


My brother bought me a shot gun for protection. I never thought i would need it and stuffed it in here . . .

I grabbed it

I kicked open the door

BAM BAMM, to teddies down a hundred to go



************ AFTER MUCH VIOLENCE ***********************


I think that's all of them

Stuffing was everywhere

I had the gun in my hand

I never want to see another teddy bear again

I just wish that Valentines Day wasn't coming up . . . . . .




THE END?