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People be ungrateful... 'Tis a sad fact. I however like returning other peoples s**t to them in full through some means or the other. Therefore, after all the help I gave Sam in math and the little stunt she bitched this morning, how about we reiterate all the things we learned today in SRT. Oh yeah. Feel the education.

1.) There are a select few who God felt a tinge of humor and granted them the blessing of easy periods in which they're all happy. The only problem is the b***h switch the other twenty-nine days of the month.

2.) Masturbation and Prozak, both widely used and effective means of achieving a state of semi-happiness, are wasted on people who choose to ignore them no matter how great their need.

3.) For some, the above, no matter how extensively used, just can't get the job done.

4.) A good alternative for those people is this amazing concept we call a.... ::drumroll:: LIFE!

5.) When one person exists for the misery of others, the said person likely needs to get their brains ******** out of them in the worst sort of way.

6.) A man gets yelled at for farting and belching to ease stomach pain. It's okay for women to be a b***h on their period. Therefore, sexism is still okay in schools.

7.) People who can't compromise look really, really pathetic when they whine like a little b***h.

8.) Sam's friend has scary as all ******** eyes.

9.) People who can't reason have no logic. Therefor, they should not be in higher math classes.

10.) Give and receive is the way of the world unless you can b***h your way out of it.

11.) Mr. Carter is not interested in justice, he is interested in quiet.

12.) When suffering a lost cause, amass allies.

13.) Tylenol relieves pain from cramps.

14.) Sam didn't bring any.

15.) The people that need to get laid the most are never going to be...

16.) There should be charities for the above case.

17.) No, masturbation doesn't count.

18.) "There's someone out there for everyone" needs to speed it's huge hairy a** up.

19.) If distance only makes the heart grow fonder, Sam should leave for a very long time.

20.) Remember kids, when you want to commit suicide, go down the road instead of across the street. (~Thanks to Kite and Zuki for that ^.^)

Wow, I feel better. Hopefully this will cheer up anyone else who's all pissed off over the SRT ordeal as well.