"Mom...Mom?"
"Yeah, Eddie?"
"Do i look good in this shirt?"
"...sure, honey; you look beautiful."
"Thanks...WHAT?! scream "
And then this is my face on the the other line: xd
...He got mad because i said i was going to get him a plastic tiara and a sash and call him my pageant king. but he said he was going to enter me in one and i said, "You won't catch MY a** in a barbie-doll contest!!!!" So i guess that's the end of that subject.
"You guys are making me sexy. You won't like it when I'm sexy."