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DangerSqueezit's Corner of Hell This will generally be a dream blog. Maybe I'll throw in some jokes or something, if I feel like it.


DangerSqueezit
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Weird Hitler Dream
I had a weird dream last night--which made me think that I watch waaaaaay too many freakin' cartoons.

Anyway, it all started with me driving in some ugly little green sedan car. I couldn't stop at a stop sign--that ALWAYS happens to me in dreams. So I got all worried a cop would pull me over. Then I thought, eh ******** it, I'll just pretend that's not how it happened, I wouldn't have done that if this weren't a dream anyway. So, for some reason, I was then on the sidewalk, and some other dude was driving the car, and a cop put his lights on him. The dude took off. I was like, pull over dumbass, it's worse to run, but oddly enough he DID end up shaking the cop and got away.

But then the dream shifted to this weird place with black and purple swirly skies, and it was a gigantic dome of evil where Hitler had captured all the superheroes in the world, and all he needed was this thing that was like a little red and white top with a button on it in order to destroy the world. Ok, this scene ends, and suddenly I am at my grandma's house with my sister and my mom and Lyle and my Grandma.

And also oddly enough, I am the keeper of this thing that could destroy the world.

Anyway, I put the thing in my pocket for safekeeping, because I knew if I left it somewhere, someone would steal it. Anyway, these great big huge mexican dudes in overalls and flannel shirts came over, asking for a glass of water or something. I knew they were really there to steal the thingamabob, but I didn't say anything, hoping they would just snoop around and leave. So, they go around the house, and I try to avoid them by going outside to play with the dogs. My grandma's dogs are there, but also some other dogs, including a little cocker spaniel. I tried to pet the cocker spaniel and Kojak (one of my grandma's dogs) got all pissed and attacked it. I was about to kick his a** for it, when the guys came in the back yard and wanted to search me.

Edit: I forgot to mention that when I was outside, I was wearing my Angels sweatshirt and I pondered putting the thing in my sweater pocket, but then I thought it might fall out and I'd be ********, so I decided against it.

I had it then, and just started yelling at them to get the ******** out, and kept walking towards them and they backed into the house and out the front door. I was yelling things like "get the ******** out of this house, assholes" and they said they were gonna be back tomorrow, and I said, "NO! You are never welcome to come back!" and slammed the door.

Anyway, I realized that I was no longer safe staying there, so everyone got into this car in the front yard--I didn't know where it came from but somehow I had the key to it. It was like a really really big Toyota Scion. It was ugly. Anyway, we were driving in it, when I realised that the guys had probably put a tracking device in it, so we all piled out and for some reason one of us had the power to make us fly in a bubble. Then for some reason everyone but me and Lyle left for, somewhere else. So we decided to make it so no one could trace us--we stayed in a hotel room under a false name and paid in cash, it was a crappy hotel so I guess they didn't demand a credit card.

Then the scene went to a bunch of people in a room trying to track us, looking to see if we'd used a credit card, trying to call our cell phones, trying to see where we were when using our cell phones, so we had to try and not use them. Anyway, they tried looking us up too by fake names we might use, but it didn't work.

Well, then it cut to a scene where the superhero people escaped from Hitler's dome place, and for some reason one of them called Lyle's cell to ask where we were. He was all, "I gotta talk fast so they can't trace this!" and then he told them where we were, and when they got there, they all wanted to go and attack. But I said, we'll get slaughtered, we need a plan. Then I woke up.

Also at one point in this dream a friend from high school I haven't talked to in years called to tell me about her new piano. It was weird.

Oh well. That's all for now.





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buncy
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comment Commented on: Sat Nov 20, 2004 @ 08:09am
BIG RED BUTTON OF DOOM! 4laugh


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