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1. Throw a stick and yell "Go Fetch!"

2. Tell him he needs a haircut, and then take him to the groomers.

3. Buy him a shock collar and press the button every time he swears.

4. Give him a muzzle.

5. Follow him around singing "Who Let the Dogs Out?"

6. Buy him dog treats and chew toys for his birthday.

7. Ask him "Why don't you sparkle in the sun?"

8. Ask him if he has fleas.

9. Tell him you know the REAL reason the La Push boys are so close.

10. Tell him to go get a coke, and when he brings it back pat his head and say "Good boy."

11. If he doesn't bring you back a coke, hit him on the nose with a rolled up news paper.

12. Compare the number of Edward fans to the number of Jacob fans.

13. When you can't find him sing "O Where O Where has my Little Dog Gone?"

14. Paint his motorcycle hot pink.

15. Buy him a Team Edward shirt.

16. When he wears it, go up to him screaming like a fan girl "OME! ME TOO!" while pointing at his shirt.

17. Call him your "Widdle Jackie Poo".

18. When he tries to kill you, run over the boundry line and laugh twisted

By the way i Do like Both of them but a mixed up just like bella at the end of the second book.