Mr x White: JJ
Ilph: Apparently JJ comes by too.
Mr x White: -Bites-
Minxasaurus Rex: D< I am a cow you f**.
Minxasaurus Rex: Jj<3
Mr x White: Lying rooster.
JJ Neufmois: So what if I do >w>
Minxasaurus Rex: Lying whore monkey.
Ilph: I was just asking.
JJ Neufmois: Wait, Ilph?
Ilph: Minx neglected to mention your name.
Mr x White: ROOSTER
Ilph: Yes, Ilph.
Mr x White: D<
Minxasaurus Rex: I DID NOT
JJ Neufmois: Minx X3
Minxasaurus Rex: I just didn't get around to it yet.
Mr x White: JJ
Minxasaurus Rex: Jebus.
Minxasaurus Rex: COW
JJ Neufmois: errr...Muff Puff! O:
Minxasaurus Rex: D:<
Minxasaurus Rex: Yush? O:
Mr x White: Your hair looks scrumpcoius. SP
JJ Neufmois: *Waves at White*
JJ Neufmois: XD
Ilph: Uh huh, twisting the truth now are you?
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: EW.
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: WHY IS IT HERE?!
Minxasaurus Rex: .. Noooo, not realllllyyyy.
Mr x White: Now we all agree Minx is a rooster, rite?
JJ Neufmois: *GASPS* YOU! D<
Minxasaurus Rex: No.
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: D:<
Minxasaurus Rex: Minx is a cow.
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: Get outta mah land.
Minxasaurus Rex: A tiny cow.
Minxasaurus Rex: A hittle cow.
Mr x White: Another word for rooster.
Ilph: Minx is a ferret.
JJ Neufmois: I ought to sharpen my knife on you ! D<
Mr x White: OKAY it is aggreed
Minxasaurus Rex: Yes, hittle---... Since when, Ilph?
Mr x White: Minx is a Ferster.
Ilph: Since now.
Mr x White: Which is a rooster and a ferret.
Minxasaurus Rex: .. I would be a Fow.
Minxasaurus Rex: FerretCow.
Ilph: O.o; feathered ferret... hmmm
Minxasaurus Rex: :B
Mr x White: I'm a human?
Minxasaurus Rex: I'm not?
JJ Neufmois: Pelvic, think fast! D<
Minxasaurus Rex: biggrin
Ilph: I'm an Ilph.
Mr x White: We can't really consider you a Furry.
Mr x White: No fur.
Minxasaurus Rex: Ilph eats furries o:
Ilph: Yes, I do.
Mr x White: I once dated a furry.
Ilph: Some people will remember forever.
Ilph: Shame on you.
Minxasaurus Rex: And cuts off their tails.
Mr x White: WELL
Mr x White: I eat llphs
Minxasaurus Rex: Like, Gordon Stroker
Mr x White: -Eats llph in one gulp-
Gardens of Eden: I just had a midget Jahova's Witness at my door.
Ilph: Yes, I'm sure you do.
Minxasaurus Rex: I still remember that guy! 8DD
Ilph: -Cuts White's stomach open and climbs out.
JJ Neufmois: *Cuts focus off of Pelvic*
Mr x White: -heals-
Gardens of Eden: If the gangsters don't shoot it, I'll be pissed.
Minxasaurus Rex: Ilph, do you remember him? o:
Ilph: Yes.
JJ Neufmois: AND YOU! D< *Points knife at Ilph*
Ilph: He was kinda fun.
Ilph: Me?
Mr x White: JJ.
Minxasaurus Rex: JJ. Put yer knife in yer pants and go home! <3D<
Mr x White: Take your pants off.
Mr x White: DOITNAO
Minxasaurus Rex: He had the biggest crush on you.
JJ Neufmois: Yes! The sparkly vampire with horns and the thing and the thing D<
Mr x White: WHUT
Ilph: I thought he liked Nik.
Minxasaurus Rex: He.
Minxasaurus Rex: Liked.
Mr x White: -Sticks JJ into mah pants-
Ilph: So whatcha want JJ?
Minxasaurus Rex: Everyone.
JJ Neufmois: How goes you ? :3
Ilph: He was a furry whote, Minx.
Minxasaurus Rex: Whote?
Mr x White: YOU'RE A FURRY!
Mr x White: xD
Mr x White: Anyways.
Minxasaurus Rex: Do you mean.. Whore? o-o
Mr x White: JJ
JJ Neufmois: WHAT THE! *Is in White's pants* D<
Mr x White: Yep.
Mr x White: -Sealed-
Ilph: I'm well. I'm kind of disappointed at the crowd here, but I'll survive.
JJ Neufmois: DIE! D<
Ilph: And I meant whore, Minx.
Minxasaurus Rex: I kinda thought you did. 8D
Mr x White: Yes, Minx the rooster is a disappointment.
Gardens of Eden leaves the chat.
JJ Neufmois: *Stabbing at White's tiny crotch*
Ilph: I has the typos.
Minxasaurus Rex: HAY.
Minxasaurus Rex: NO.
Minxasaurus Rex: I AM FUN OKAY.
Minxasaurus Rex: Specially when tired.
Mr x White: Roosters are never fun
Minxasaurus Rex: Because I dunno up from down.
Mr x White: Quit waking us up
Ilph: I really did mean you, White.
Necro Piezot enters the chat.
Minxasaurus Rex: D< I'mma through a d***o at you.
Mr x White: I honestly don't care?
Minxasaurus Rex: Or sumthin'.
Mr x White: DO IT
JJ Neufmois: Want out! >_< *Stabbing his way out of White's pants*
Mr x White: I can catch it with my mouth.
Ilph: Your opinion isn't important enough to matter to me.
Mr x White: -Unzips-
Minxasaurus Rex: ... Okayick.
JJ Neufmois: *Free*
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: mad
Ilph: -Pets Fairy.-
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: biggrin
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: YOU REMEMBER ME!
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: <3
Mr x White: Anywho.
Ilph: Yes, I do.
JJ Neufmois: Pelvic! Welcome back D<
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: That makes me happy.
Ilph: I think you hated me at some point.
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: I love you Ilph. >w< Tehe.
Mr x White: JJ.
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: SHADUP JJ.
Mr x White: How do you know my p***s is small.
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: GO ******** YOURSELF. D:<
Ilph: Lol
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: I think I did hate you at one point.
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: Well, dislike.
Ilph: -Shrugs.-
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: You were mean to me for no reason. ; n ;
Necro Piezot: any of you chaps got a light I need to light my f** <3
Mr x White: -Steals Fai's halo-
JJ Neufmois: Up yours, muff mite! D<
Ilph: Lol, I was mean to everyone for no reason.
JJ Neufmois: So were you >w>
Mr x White: -Sticks it in JJ's pocket-
Mr x White: JJ IS STEALING STUFF!
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: That's not very nice. D:
Minxasaurus Rex: << Dewd, my uncle is here.
Minxasaurus Rex: With like
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: I was NEVER mean to anyone for no good reason JJ. >.>
Minxasaurus Rex: 7 other people
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: Never-ish.
JJ Neufmois: Yeah right >.>
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: Kinda sorta.
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: Shadup.
Ilph: Lol
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: I have a reason to be mean to you. D:<
JJ Neufmois: Make me
Minxasaurus Rex: And I'm in jammies. <<; This is awkwad.
Mr x White: I bet 3 of the people here have me blocked.
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: I just forgot what it was.
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: We've been in a quarrel for months now.
Minxasaurus Rex: Pellie Pants love me. O:
Minxasaurus Rex: Loves^
JJ Neufmois: Well then *In Pelvic's ear* SO DO I! D<
Mr x White: JJ
Mr x White: CALM DOWN OR ELSE
Minxasaurus Rex: She doesn't get mad at the rainbow penoor boy who's going to take her on a cruise some day. D<
Ilph: Minx, do you still talk to Nik?
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: I love Minx. <3
Mr x White: -headdesk-
Minxasaurus Rex: I do indeed! Just did tonight.
Minxasaurus Rex: I love Pellie Pants.<3
JJ Neufmois: What, White? >w>
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: I hope you get hit by a bus JJ.
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: And now I'm deaf.
Ilph: On AIM or MSN?
Mr x White: -Sticks you in my pants for safety-
Minxasaurus Rex: Uhm
Minxasaurus Rex: Both, actually.
JJ Neufmois: And I hope you titties shrink, Pelvic >w>
Ilph: >__> When did he get on MSN tonight?
Minxasaurus Rex: Like..
Minxasaurus Rex: Around.. 6.. ish.
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: They're already small. D:
Ilph: Hmmm...
JJ Neufmois: Exactly
Minxasaurus Rex: Pellie pants has big, beautiful, bewbs. o:
Mr x White: Now that JJ is safely secured in mah pants.
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: I love mah boobs.
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: >w<
Minxasaurus Rex: >w<
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: Good, keep JJ in there.
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: That stupid c**t.
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: >w<
Minxasaurus Rex: .. Ohsheet. << I have to go upstairs.
Mr x White: Pelv...
JJ Neufmois: Pants? No wonder it smells like pee and Axe body spray down here DX
Mr x White: -Gets newspaper-
Minxasaurus Rex: There are monster in mommy's closet. ._.'
Ilph: -Gives JJ a mouse trap- Have fun.
Mr x White: It smells like axe.
JJ Neufmois: >D
Mr x White: But i wipe my p***s =D
JJ Neufmois: XD
Minxasaurus Rex: Berb. >~<
Mr x White: Thats right jj
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: What Mr. W?
Mr x White: I wipe it every time i go to the bathroom.
JJ Neufmois: Axe=$10 hooker odor o3o ?
Mr x White: No i use the hydrating body wash
Necro Piezot: Gl everyone i'm outie! -Blows kiss- ~.^* <3 @}-^-------
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: Bai.
Mr x White: keeps you clean, smelling nasty, and keeps your skiun soft and smooth.
Necro Piezot leaves the chat.
Minxasaurus Rex: .. Wow. o-o
Minxasaurus Rex: Berb
JJ Neufmois: Yay! Now I'm the only one donning the nurse hat D<
Mr x White: -Takes nurse hat and wears it-
Ilph: I used to have a nurse hat...
Mr x White: Nobody can see it anyways
Mr x White: yer in my pants.
Ilph: Fel hated it.
JJ Neufmois: Wait a minute
JJ Neufmois: *Reaches up, striking a match on White's facial hair* XD
JJ Neufmois: Always wanted to do that
Ilph: >__>;
Mr x White: wink
Minxasaurus Rex: << Fel still scares me.
JJ Neufmois: What? Afraid of a little fire ? >.>
Mr x White: Nope.
JJ Neufmois: I was talking to Ilph XP
The Hundred Words enters the chat.
Minxasaurus Rex: Seester
JJ Neufmois: XP
The Hundred Words: Brother
The Hundred Words: :3
Mr x White: Hey jj
JJ Neufmois: What?
Minxasaurus Rex: Hayy.
Mr x White: Did you know i was dating Liam till yesterday.
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: ;o
JJ Neufmois: The guy's a classic homophobe >w>
Mr x White: Liam?
JJ Neufmois: The NPC who else?
Mr x White: NO
Mr x White: Lol
Mr x White: A boy named Liam.
JJ Neufmois: Oh?
Mr x White: Ja.
Mr x White: Fagg0try
Mr x White: Or somthing
JJ Neufmois: Body of a dancer and has acne?
Mr x White: he was never on so i dumped his a**
Mr x White: I can't tell i dun think he has pimpies.
Mr x White: He wears an army of mascarea.
JJ Neufmois: *Sighs* Thank god that's one thing I don't miss with puberty
Mr x White: I only date people over 18 now.
JJ Neufmois: Ah
Mr x White: Hey jj.
JJ Neufmois: What?
Mr x White: I have a surprise for you.
Mr x White: -pees my pants-
JJ Neufmois: PPHHH!
JJ Neufmois: PPH!
JJ Neufmois: That's it! D<
Mr x White: xD
JJ Neufmois: *Uses mouse trap on White's wang before jumping out*
JJ Neufmois: *SNAP!*
Mr x White: xd
Mr x White: -doesnt feel p***s pain-
Ilph: Aw you used it.
JJ Neufmois: If you pee or scat on me again, I will ******** you up! D<
Mr x White: -kisses cheek- You know you love it.
JJ Neufmois: =_____=
Mr x White: Heheh.
JJ Neufmois: *Swats White with his first aid box until he feels better*
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: xDDD
Mr x White: -Hugs-
Mr x White: razz
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: Times like this I adore JJ.
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: NEVER AGAIN, will I type something like that.
JJ Neufmois: >D
JJ Neufmois: *Saves it*
Mr x White: I am a witness.
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: =w="
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: Only said it once.
Mr x White: BUT YOU SAID IT LIK YOU MEAN IT BBY
Mr x White: JJ is mine.
JJ Neufmois: =_________________=
Mr x White: -Hides JJ in mah shirt-
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: He's all yours.
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: ALL YOURS.
JJ Neufmois: Put
JJ Neufmois: Me
JJ Neufmois: Down!
Mr x White: Nevar <3
Mr x White: -Cuddles-
Minxasaurus Rex: Homg.
Minxasaurus Rex: Guys
Minxasaurus Rex: BIG. NEWS
Mr x White: YEAH ROOSTER?
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: t**t?
JJ Neufmois: I'll give you to a count to 3 before I sink my teeth into your ugly chest hair and draw fat out of you >w>
Minxasaurus Rex: HOMG. BIG. HUGE. NEWS. o____O
Ilph: .___. JJ... I think you're lost forever now.
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: . .
Minxasaurus Rex: Mommy. Is. Letting me lick the brownie spoon. n-n
JJ Neufmois: 1
Mr x White: xD
JJ Neufmois: 2
Ilph: Go Minx.
Mr x White: -Cuddles JJ-
Minxasaurus Rex: 8DDD
JJ Neufmois: 3
Minxasaurus Rex: Fat kids do love junk food. .,.
JJ Neufmois: *Opens mouth wide before biting into layers of White's skin*
Ilph: Y'know who White reminds me of...
Mr x White: We all know JJ is gay for me -moans-
Ilph: That kid... Gordon or whatever.
Mr x White: Freeman?
JJ Neufmois: Just so that you know, if I gain 20lbs from you, White, I'mma still beat your a** >w>
Ilph: Minx, help me out here.
Mr x White: Hey jj guess what.
JJ Neufmois: Chicken butt?
Minxasaurus Rex: -Helps.-
Mr x White: How about Rooster butt?
Mr x White: -Sticks you in minxes butt-
Ilph: What's that Gordon's name again?
JJ Neufmois: DX
Minxasaurus Rex: Uhm..
JJ Neufmois: Oh lord
Ilph: The furry you were talking about before?
Minxasaurus Rex: xXGordonxStokerXx I think.
Mr x White: I ain't a furry>
JJ Neufmois: This is worse than a Tromaville movie marrathan DX
Ilph: Yeah that's who White reminds me of.
Mr x White: llph you remind me of a /b/tard
Mr x White: <3
Minxasaurus Rex: http://www.zumiez.com/zshop/ProductDetail.aspx?KeyWord=hat&ProductID=102338
Minxasaurus Rex: I am so buying that hat.
Ilph: -Sighs and pulls JJ out.- Go wash yourself.
Minxasaurus Rex: But, help. Black or white?
Mr x White: WHITE
Mr x White: xD
JJ Neufmois: *Gasps for air*
JJ Neufmois: x_x
Mr x White: Niggers are bad.
JJ Neufmois: You're dead =___= *Points at White before taking a shower*
Ilph: It only comes in white?
Mr x White: -Sneaks into the shower- HAI
JJ Neufmois: NO!
JJ Neufmois: *Swats* Get off me! DX
Mr x White: -Cuddles yer naked body-
JJ Neufmois: >///////>
Ilph: JJ...
Mr x White: DAAAW HES BLUSHING
Mr x White: -takes a pic-
Ilph: No wonder he picks on you.
JJ Neufmois: WHAT THE HELL? GET OUT! *Shoves White out of shower* D<
Mr x White: sad -sits on the toilet-
JJ Neufmois: That's right! Drip dry! D<
Mr x White: -has a marvelous idea-
Mr x White: -starts flushing toilet rapidly-
JJ Neufmois: Not without my permission too *
JJ Neufmois: *Shower stops*
JJ Neufmois: Hmm?
Mr x White: -hides towels-
Mr x White: -and his cloths-
JJ Neufmois: *Showered with dirty water* AAACK! DX
JJ Neufmois: Phh!
JJ Neufmois: Pfft!
JJ Neufmois: Yeck!
Mr x White: -Giggles-
JJ Neufmois: *Twitches*
Ilph: Shower again?
JJ Neufmois: *Traumatized by filth* e_o
Mr x White: -Throws JJ over my back-
Mr x White: -Takes him to the bath tub-
JJ Neufmois: Eeeeek!
Ilph: JJ you're such a girl.
JJ Neufmois: Brb >w>
Mr x White: -Fills the tub up with warm water and puts him in-
JJ Neufmois: *Idles*
Mr x White: Fine drown D<
Mr x White: -Walks off angry like-
Ilph: Btw, this is when you should fondle him.
Mr x White: I know i know
Mr x White: I just love the chase.
Ilph: Eh you'll get plenty after anyway.
Mr x White: -Shrugs-
Mr x White: I bet he is avoiding me now.
Ilph: -Shrugs.-
Ilph: I wonder why.
Mr x White: -Winks-
Ilph: -Eye roll.-
Mr x White: -Picks up llph-
Ilph: >_>
Mr x White: Sooo.
The Hundred Words: *throws Marshmallows at people*
Mr x White: -Catches with my mouth-
Ilph: i just nearly killed myself on an iron woohoo!
Minxasaurus Rex: o:
Mr x White: Lol.
Mr x White: I bet JJ is masturbating.
Mr x White: What do you think.
The Hundred Words: I was a while ago
Ilph: -Shrugs.-
The Hundred Words: And now I burped and it sounded like a demon.
The Hundred Words: Haha
Mr x White: I know i saw you thru my window.
The Hundred Words: Are you supposed to be gay?
Mr x White: Yep.
The Hundred Words: Well, you aren't anymore
Mr x White: ?
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: mad
Mr x White: Wut?
The Hundred Words: I doth not know.
The Hundred Words: I am of a strange sense to-night
Minxasaurus Rex: o:
Minxasaurus Rex: SO.
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: mad
Minxasaurus Rex: PELLIE PANTS
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: -Poof-
Minxasaurus Rex: Mommy said.
Pelvic Thrust Fairy: <3
Mr x White: Roosters back.
Pelvic Thrust Fairy leaves the chat.
Minxasaurus Rex: D:
The Hundred Words: *pantses Brother*
Minxasaurus Rex: Bitchwhore.
Minxasaurus Rex: D<<<<
Minxasaurus Rex: <<; Hayy.
Mr x White: LUL
Mr x White: CUPCAKE
Minxasaurus Rex: I'm not wearing pants..
Mr x White: I know i see yer panties
Mr x White: -pokes panties-
Mr x White: HEY ROOSTER
Ilph: So I leaned an important lesson, saving spiders hurts sometimes.
Mr x White: You got bit?
Ilph: No, I got stabbed in the foot by a random object on my bedroom floor
Permanent High enters the chat.
The Hundred Words: ...
Mr x White: LOL
The Hundred Words: Tis quite sexy, Brother
Mr x White: Poor llph
Permanent High leaves the chat.
Ilph: Lol
Minxasaurus Rex: I'm.. Wearing boxers.
Minxasaurus Rex: And.
Minxasaurus Rex: Rob's t-shirt.
Ilph: Good for you?
Minxasaurus Rex: Not really.
The Hundred Words: *steals all of your clothes*
Minxasaurus Rex: e-e It smells like.. Like.. Sprite.
Minxasaurus Rex: And ick.
Minxasaurus Rex: .. Why do I have his t-shirt.
Minxasaurus Rex: <_<
Ilph: I wonder >_>
Minxasaurus Rex: Oh!
Minxasaurus Rex: i know why!
Minxasaurus Rex: He sawm in my creek, and forgot to take the shirt home
Mr x White: So..Hungry.
The Hundred Words: LOL
The Hundred Words: AWESOME
Minxasaurus Rex: Whut? o-o
The Hundred Words: I found a picture of a nazi slipping and falling on some ice
The Hundred Words: And it says
The Hundred Words: HALT.
Minxasaurus Rex: XD
The Hundred Words: HAMMERZEIT.
The Hundred Words: xD
JJ Neufmois: Blah
Mr x White: JJ
Mr x White: -Washes you-
The Hundred Words: http://fc21.deviantart.com/fs33/f/2008/293/0/8/HAMMERZEIT_by_Zhantilniiraala.jpg
JJ Neufmois: X3
Mr x White: -WASHES YER PRIVATE PARTS-
The Hundred Words: that meant "Shop. Hammertime" by the way
The Hundred Words: Stop*
Ilph: -Gives JJ another mouse trap just in case.-
JJ Neufmois: *Draws up and perches on White's head with towel on* >w>
JJ Neufmois: X
JJ Neufmois: X3
JJ Neufmois: *Falls asleep on White's head* zzz Z_Z
Mr x White: -blinks a few times-
Mr x White: Cutie..
JJ Neufmois: z_z
Ilph: Yeaaah White, JJ likes you. >_>
Mr x White: So do you...
Mr x White: =P
Ilph: You'd like that, wouldn't you? ;P
Mr x White: I could care less hon.
Ilph: M'sure you do.
JJ Neufmois: *Drools on White's head asleep*
Mr x White: -tries not to laugh-
JJ Neufmois: *Smacks lips*
Mr x White: -puts JJ on mah lap-
JJ Neufmois: *Heavy sleeper and DEAD weight*
Mr x White: -Draws on JJ's face-
Ilph: Well m'bored. See ya.
Ilph leaves the chat.
Mr x White: -Gives JJ a stashe, a hitler stashe-
Mr x White: ;O
JJ Neufmois: *Wakes up* Eh?
Mr x White: Hey sleepy head.
The Hundred Words: Hey
JJ Neufmois: *Wipes face*
JJ Neufmois: Hey X3
The Hundred Words: Gimme a Faustos bottle
The Hundred Words: D:<
JJ Neufmois: D<
JJ Neufmois: *Swats until he feels better*
Mr x White: -Kisses JJs cheek-
The Hundred Words: Please?
JJ Neufmois: Broke v_v
JJ Neufmois: X3
The Hundred Words: D;
Mr x White: Hey bj
Mr x White: I mean jj
JJ Neufmois: Hmm?
Mr x White: -Cuddles-
JJ Neufmois: X3
JJ Neufmois: You stink, but you're warm X3
Mr x White: xD
Mr x White: Such a sweeti.
JJ Neufmois: X3
Mr x White: Hmmm..
Mr x White: Whatnow.
JJ Neufmois: *Yawns*
Mr x White: mm..
JJ Neufmois: Night z_z
"~With love, Suehiro Maruo~"
