Last night, I was digging into a pile of old children's books which my mum bought ages ago to get the free international edition of webster dictionaries which goes with it(wicked, I know). The books were titled with different values like "caring" or "love" which probably caused the feeling of semi-vomit I had inside my mouth. Anyway, I came across this one titled: UNDERSTANDING values to live by. And as I opened the book up to page six, you wouldn't believe the jaw-dropping-sorry-excuse-for-a-literary-piece I read, titled "little p***y."
"Little p***y"
I like little p***y,
Her coat is so warm;
And if I don't hurt her,
She'll do me no harm.
So I'll not pull her tail,
Nor drive her away,
But p***y and I
Very gently will play.
-from "Little p***y"
by Jane Taylor
I like little p***y,
Her coat is so warm;
And if I don't hurt her,
She'll do me no harm.
So I'll not pull her tail,
Nor drive her away,
But p***y and I
Very gently will play.
-from "Little p***y"
by Jane Taylor
(i am guessing that JANE TAYLOR's a lesbian, if not then why does she loves PUSSIES so much?)
Uhhh. . . Like what the hell are you teaching kids here? I mean, what kind of sick and twisted person would express their perverted ideologies through means of children's reads? I can only imagine how much people with thoughts like such, have contributed to humanities downfall. Well good luck, Karma's a b***h.
I wanted to put this random thoughts i have into another journal, but heck! i am too lazy to open a new window so i am just going to add 'em here.
1. I was watching this interview of Natalie Portman yesterday, and the interviewee ask really FUNNY questions at her like: "You shaved your head for V for Vendetta did you shave your V for v****a
also?" rofl
2. I love listening to different kinds of musics but their are some songs that I really couldn't stand. like this new song of jesse mccartney(ok let me tell you this HE IS NOT HOT and he looks like JIMMY NEUTRON with his huge head), "How do you sleep". The song started with him making moaning noises, he was like: "OHHHH AHHH OHHH AHHH" seriously since when the sound of a guy having an orgasm can be turn into a song?? I would probably like it if he's one the guys who could like produce a pleasing-to-the-ear-moan, u know like those sounds that could make u horny INSTANTLY when u hear it... OKAY??? why am i talking about MOANING?
3. You know, it sucks when after you cry and the dried tears that flowed down into your cheeks felt STICKY. You don’t like to wash it afterwards because C’mon!! you’re in a very depressing atmosphere and washing your face will ruin it all. I always experience this, and last night I found out a very effective remedy for this. I was crying and weeping (it’s funny now that I am talking about it) and I saw this thing-you-use-to-cover-your-eyes-before-sleeping. I covered my eyes with it while I am crying and tears still flow down into my cheeks but mostly they were absorbed by the “thing.” I wore it until I fell asleep but when I woke up I started screaming and panicking…you know why??? Cuz’ I thought I was BLIND neutral
Geez... so if you’re like me who has a "blindness phobia" always remember to remove it after crying.
4. I've had guys asking me out to go to different dances, proms, or any parties that requires wearing FORMAL ATTIRES, at school. But guess what??? I refused to go with them, not because I am such a very picky girl or I didn't like the guys who were asking me out It was because wearing gowns irritate me. I KNO I KNO what a lame reason BUT...how could you have a wonderful in a prom//dances when you are uncomfortable with what you are wearing? and not only that going to proms=CORNY. Seriously...what the hell was the purpose of going PROMS? yeah you get to have fun...yeah you get to be with the man of your dreams...and yeah you could be a prom queen/prom king SO WHAT? THERE'S A BIGGER WORLD OUT THERE AND IT WON'T MATTER WHETHER YOU WERE THE PROM QUEEN/PROM KING. and what's that got to do with the price of rice in CHINA, anyway????? DOES IT HELP TO CHANGE THE WORLD?? DO YOU LEARN SOMETHING FROM GOING THERE? PROM is just a huge waste of money and time i don't really get why schools still hav them, instead of having parties and stuff why dont they use the funds they hav for a good cause?? like donating it to different kinds of charities.
5. It's annoying when people ask you questions like: "ARE YOU OKAY" when it's obvious that you are not. Once, I was having a sparring practice in my taekwondo class, my opponent was this dude his name is JERIC we were on the same level and we had the same height and weight so we were paired with each other. We were like kicking and punching with each other, and he KICKED MY GROIN. I was like "OUCHHHH MY GROIN!!!!!!" and i fell down. It hurts(now i know how it feels when u kick a guy's BALLS) because I am not wearing my groin protection. Ya know what the first thing he did, he ASKED ME IF I WAS OKAY. He was like "Are you okay?" "WHERE DOES IT HURTS?" what the hell right? i mean DO I LOOK OKAY?? DO I LOOK LIKE I AM HAVING FUN BEING KICKED IN MY GROIN? and I just said "OUCH MY GROIN" so it was pretty obvious that my GROIN hurts. neutral he shud have helped me to go up or ask for medical assistance, PRONTO! not wasting time asking me those bloody questions.
