Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Morgan needs sleep
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Morgan looks like an ghost cheerleader
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Morgan says losses on WaMu credict cards could reach to 24%
Q: Type in "[your name] wants in Google search
A: Morgan wants to Kiss Susan Bolye (wait..no I don't) Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Morgan does a George W Bush on a segway
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Morgan hates Jewish People. (Oh my God NO I DO NOT!! ON EOF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE JEWISH! I DO NOT HATE JEWISH PEOPLE!!!!!!)
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Morgan ask to withdraw Guilty pleas; Sex charges (when did I do this...?)
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Morgan goes wild on local news guy
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: ( I am not answering this one because it is highly inappropriate...I do not 'like it up the butt "
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Morgan eats cheetos (Hey look an normal one) Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search. A: Morgan wears High waisted denim
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Morgan was arrested for child abuse ( I WAS NOT!)
Q: Type in "[your name] thinks" in google search
A: Morgan thinks Scotland gots no talent ( I do not!)
Q: Type in "[your name] is" in google search
A: Morgan is totally awesome ( Yeah! Thats howy do it!)
Q: Type in "[your name] finds" in google search
A: Morgan finds Roomates Q: Type in "[your name] donates" in google search
A: Morgan donates $5000 to Citzen foundation (Oh please! I would use that money for warped tour)
Q: Type in "[your name] laughs" in google search
A: Morgan laughs at fear (wtf?)
Morgan Sixx · Sun May 31, 2009 @ 09:14pm · 2 Comments |