This wasn't very recent but I just rembered it:
I was walking home from a friends house and Johnny Depp was in my neighborhood so me being me I followed him to the park, when I got there I looked at him and said "you probly hear this a lot but I am a huge fan of yours" and "Depp" looked at me and said "I am not really him" and when he said that he ripped off his shirt and was wearing a corset. Lol, then he pulled his wig off and a stripe showed up across his eyes and he started chasing me. So I was running from a guy who posed as Johnny Depp to rape people lovely. Anyways, so I stopped in front of my neighbors house and said "WAIT!! There is twins in that house, much more fun!" and the poser ran in the direction I was pointing so I ran into my house and locked the door and sighed.
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My Funky Dreams
So I sleep a lot, and I eat a ton of chocolate, add those two things together and you get some hellish, creepy, and mildly awesome dreams, these are some of the best dreams and worst dreams I have had... enjoy getting inside my head!
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