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This is all the funny texts we where going back and fourth of each other xDD

(all Kate)

A man asked you to marry him and your like who the ******** is marry?

Your so poor you cant even afford a box b/c you dont even have a penny to buy anything!

your such a b***h that everyone ask me if you have dog in you

you wear them bright a** pants that when i turn the lights off... i can see you b/c their so bright... we call you bright b***h

your so dumb, they named the lollipops after you thats why we call you dum-dum

your so ugly everyone thinks your freddy kueger's sister

when you fell down the whole where the ring girl lives, she was like "wtf, you just ruined my job....i quit"

when you have sex, i can hear the whole house shaking and im like "holy ********, its an earthquake!"

when you sit on top of a guy ******** him, he screams b/c you broke his d**k

your a p***y thats why all the cats follow you

your so dumb you for got how to open a door and you where locked into a room forever

i hear the dogs ben calling for you

when your on your period, people come up to you and ask if they can have some ketchup

when your suck, the guy screams b/c you always bite

your such a a p***y that when you walk by, everone makes cat noises

your so short you have to have to use a step ladder in order to jiss a guy.

your so guy that people as you if you can make the rainbow appear

when a guy saw you he almosted s**t his pants

your so stupid that you thought barney was your boyfriend

when i see you i have nightmares

your so white and hairy that little kids think your the easter bunny