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Disclamer: I didnt make these GIFs, but I sorta did make up the story....as I go along.Im just gonna make it so here I goAnd the bad grammar and text is on purpose, I dont use bad grammar....its stupid xp sweatdrop

So it all started......

I began logging into my Email account.

"youve got mail" it said

Oh really,I thought, but then I read the title.....

Hott Pics of me inside, it read

he he awesome

Im on Fi-yuh

Oh my goodness! this almost like that one time....

I was a young lad

with many brothers

which gave me the monkey disease

so i got a job as a hugga chugger to leave home to get the antidote

Instead I ran away from home

and kept running....

Until I ran into this one dood

He was all like

I R DIRTY MAN

WTF?!

He pointed and said

look at the reflection in that doods glasses

OMG!!1!111!!!

there was an old man rushin towards us

Lets save ourselves dood! I exclaimed

Yes

he kicked the old man

I then punched the old man

he then punched the old man

and this guy came from nowhere and like kicked him

we beat him and then I took a nap until

I smell something funny I jumped up and yelled!

Its not my armpit.....

eek oh no! its.....

me! I summon my uncopyrighted Groompa Loompas

I R here reporting for duty

haha you said duty

we must fight!

yes

I am gay

haha UR LYK TOTALLY gay!

stop making fun of me!!!

bring it on Dinkle butt!

hahahaha you said Dinkle

I was so angry my eyes exploded! gonk

Im like hurr to save the day and kill Naruto

he he look who it is...

captain Badbreath!

SHUT UP!!!

Boomshakalacka!

such power.....

theres only one thing I can do.......

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS!!!!

Dood I am so totally ready for anythi-

I am now sexy

OMG SO SEXy!!1!!1

you know it

then I must become sexy!!!!

WTF??!! NO WA-

Bam Im sexy cool

mhgghghghleflflf

Vhat did you say??

I must admit youre sexy.....but not as sexy as....

A reflection of me!!!

Oh no!1!!!1 but with my statcic electricity I have found your weakness...

and that weakness is....!!!!!!

Your Diary!

eek You made me mad!!1!!1

Dear Diary.......wait what the?!!?!

eek

*poof* back to kid form, gosh you wierdo!

*zip zap* I am kid again!

a gay kid at that

We must fight

*insert random arnold swarchenegger grunts here*

Lets go fizzle bring it on!

Here I come!111!1! scream

I are stronger

....you have really pretty eyes

agh, *jumps away* you freak1!!11

I will beat you up!!11!

not if I summon...

My Dog!1!!

attack him dogg!!!!1!1

Owwww I am being owned by a animal!111 gonk

ROFL

youre back!?!1?

Yis

I am now here

AHHHHHH lets run away!11!!

hey Bowl cut....

*like an indian*Heya-how-ya-doo-in

Ive got sand in my buns......

I will pull it out

Boomshakalaka I trickedededed you!1!!

Aghghg My eyes again!1!!

ROFl he said "MY"

Meanwhile....

yum, this ramen cured my Monkey disease...I sure cant wait till Im older....

2 3/4ths years later

I am perverted, I like looking at naked women

WTF?!1?! Im your freaking son!1!!

oh....hehe

You suck! Im outta here!11 scream

Bye bai

meanwhile
Darn you crafty Rabbit cages and your tantalizing food scream



THE END

AHahahahahahaha he said "END" rofl


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