Cooky Adventure #3
Note : Everything in parentheses is a note from our favorite author, Stephanie Meyer
Bad vampires just captured Bella and Edward is running to save her
AH!!! (oh, this is getting good, isn't it?) I'm on the back of a mean vampire! He won't even let me look back at my sweet, beloved Edward! Each stride is like agony burning a hole in our strong relationship! In fact, I wonder why Edward can't catch up to the vampires that captured me. I mean, he is, perfect!! (I know, right?)
"Wait," says the mean vampire.
"Wait what?" I respond, quizzically. (I know big words! Isn't it awesome!?)
"Why do we want you?" He responds, "I mean, really. Why are we going through all of this just to have you?" They immediately stop running and proceed to sit down on nearby fallen branch.
"Well, you know," I say, "you're jealous of mine and Edward's true love. You.... you're testing his strength for me?"
"His strength? No, that's not it," the vampire continued to take heavy breaths and take out a canteen filled with what I presumed was blood. "You know, you're quite heavy... I mean, for a teenaged girl."
"What?" (what an insult! Slap him! b***h-slap him good!), what does he mean? And why is he breathing? "Wait... I thought vampires didn't breathe?"
"Didn't you know? We're not supposed to be in sunlight either but somehow we are."
"Wait... you sparkle, too?" I thought that was only my precious Edward!
"Yeah, it really draws from the scare factor," he motioned for me to come sit next to him on the log, "if it were up to me, I'd really rather just combust like we're supposed to." (wait... what are they talking about!???)
I proceeded to sit down next to him. Where was Edward? He so strong and magical he should've beaten us here some how! Um... the power of love, right?
"Hey, shouldn't your precious Edward be here soon?" The vampire inquired.
"Um... I thought he would be," I replied worriedly, "maybe he stopped off to get roses?"
"Um..... sure, whatever you want."
"Hey, do you mind if I ask whose blood that is? That you're drinking?"
"Oh this," he looked around and answered slowly, "Charlie's."
"Charlie," who is this Charlie he speaks of? "Wait, you mean my da-"
"Um...." this time he was quick about answering, "of course not! It's um... a different Charlie...."
So we talked for a little bit, but mainly just experienced some awkward silence. Where was Edward? What was he doing? Did he forget about me? (The plot thickens!!!!!!!!) Why was it so late?
"Look, I'm sorry to leave you like this, but there are actually some important people I was planning on kidnapping before sunset," the bad vampire stood up, "are you going to be okay waiting by yourself?"
"Well," NO!!! I WON"T BE!!! I NEED ATTENTION! "I guess s-"
"What... did.... I ... miss...." It was Edward!! (my love!!) He was sparkling a little in the slight sunlight.
"EDDY!" I screamed with joy and ran to hug him.
"I TOLD YOU!" he hissed, "don't call me that."
"Oh, right," sometimes I forget, " 'I'm in passionate love with you, Edward Cullen!' "
"Yay!" He said in response, "I mean.... 'That is correct.' " He proceeded to brood.
"Oh good, I don't have to leave her alone," the bad vampire said.
"Wait! I must rip you to shreds!" Edward said, valiantly.
"Look, Ed," Edward Cullen, my love, snarled when he heard that, "We all know how this will end. Why waste the time and energy? I have more havoc to reek before the day's out, and I really must start now..."
"But... bu-"
"It's okay, you'll catch your very own bad guy one day," the bad vampire patted Edward on the shoulder, encouragingly, "you just need to wait until the right time."
With that, the bad vampire ran away, probably in fear of Edward's masculinity! (What else!?) I clutched his chest and we walked off into the sunset.
-To be continued-
A word from the real author :
I'm really sorry it took me so long to get the third one out. I was really busy, then forgot about it. I'll hopefully have two more before the end of summer. With a plot like this, we could make millions of [boring, awful, enter your own negative adjective here] stories!
Thanks for reading!
Note : Everything in parentheses is a note from our favorite author, Stephanie Meyer
Bad vampires just captured Bella and Edward is running to save her
AH!!! (oh, this is getting good, isn't it?) I'm on the back of a mean vampire! He won't even let me look back at my sweet, beloved Edward! Each stride is like agony burning a hole in our strong relationship! In fact, I wonder why Edward can't catch up to the vampires that captured me. I mean, he is, perfect!! (I know, right?)
"Wait," says the mean vampire.
"Wait what?" I respond, quizzically. (I know big words! Isn't it awesome!?)
"Why do we want you?" He responds, "I mean, really. Why are we going through all of this just to have you?" They immediately stop running and proceed to sit down on nearby fallen branch.
"Well, you know," I say, "you're jealous of mine and Edward's true love. You.... you're testing his strength for me?"
"His strength? No, that's not it," the vampire continued to take heavy breaths and take out a canteen filled with what I presumed was blood. "You know, you're quite heavy... I mean, for a teenaged girl."
"What?" (what an insult! Slap him! b***h-slap him good!), what does he mean? And why is he breathing? "Wait... I thought vampires didn't breathe?"
"Didn't you know? We're not supposed to be in sunlight either but somehow we are."
"Wait... you sparkle, too?" I thought that was only my precious Edward!
"Yeah, it really draws from the scare factor," he motioned for me to come sit next to him on the log, "if it were up to me, I'd really rather just combust like we're supposed to." (wait... what are they talking about!???)
I proceeded to sit down next to him. Where was Edward? He so strong and magical he should've beaten us here some how! Um... the power of love, right?
"Hey, shouldn't your precious Edward be here soon?" The vampire inquired.
"Um... I thought he would be," I replied worriedly, "maybe he stopped off to get roses?"
"Um..... sure, whatever you want."
"Hey, do you mind if I ask whose blood that is? That you're drinking?"
"Oh this," he looked around and answered slowly, "Charlie's."
"Charlie," who is this Charlie he speaks of? "Wait, you mean my da-"
"Um...." this time he was quick about answering, "of course not! It's um... a different Charlie...."
So we talked for a little bit, but mainly just experienced some awkward silence. Where was Edward? What was he doing? Did he forget about me? (The plot thickens!!!!!!!!) Why was it so late?
"Look, I'm sorry to leave you like this, but there are actually some important people I was planning on kidnapping before sunset," the bad vampire stood up, "are you going to be okay waiting by yourself?"
"Well," NO!!! I WON"T BE!!! I NEED ATTENTION! "I guess s-"
"What... did.... I ... miss...." It was Edward!! (my love!!) He was sparkling a little in the slight sunlight.
"EDDY!" I screamed with joy and ran to hug him.
"I TOLD YOU!" he hissed, "don't call me that."
"Oh, right," sometimes I forget, " 'I'm in passionate love with you, Edward Cullen!' "
"Yay!" He said in response, "I mean.... 'That is correct.' " He proceeded to brood.
"Oh good, I don't have to leave her alone," the bad vampire said.
"Wait! I must rip you to shreds!" Edward said, valiantly.
"Look, Ed," Edward Cullen, my love, snarled when he heard that, "We all know how this will end. Why waste the time and energy? I have more havoc to reek before the day's out, and I really must start now..."
"But... bu-"
"It's okay, you'll catch your very own bad guy one day," the bad vampire patted Edward on the shoulder, encouragingly, "you just need to wait until the right time."
With that, the bad vampire ran away, probably in fear of Edward's masculinity! (What else!?) I clutched his chest and we walked off into the sunset.
-To be continued-
A word from the real author :
I'm really sorry it took me so long to get the third one out. I was really busy, then forgot about it. I'll hopefully have two more before the end of summer. With a plot like this, we could make millions of [boring, awful, enter your own negative adjective here] stories!
Thanks for reading!
