*a local comes up*
Local: miss wat's wrong, we don't like tourists yelling like that
Me: the camera man is dead and the camera is broken
*the local gasps*
local: THE CAMERA'S BROKEN?!?!?!?! OH NO!!!!! HEY TODD, TINA, GET UR ASSES OVER HERE! WE HAVE A BROKEN CAMERA
*the girl, tina faints*
Todd: crap, really? goddammit
*a little girl crawls to the dead guy and pokes him in the cheek*
Little girl: wat happened to this man?
Todd: he's dead
Local: but it's worse than that Annie, the camera's broken
*the little girl, Annie starts crying*
Annie: Why papa, why?
*stranger w/a camera walks up*
ME: who the heeeeell are u?
Stranger: i'm bob, the camera guy
Me: oh yeah then who's that?
Bob: that's my uncle, he wanted to kill u
Me: really? huh, wow. anyway on to more important issues we're gonna use ur camera rite?
bob: yup it's rolling rite now
*everyone shouts 'HORRAY'*
that was random i know, but it popped into my head i thought it was kinda funny. tell me wat u think
*looks straight into camera and smiles*
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