Hello sick people and their loved ones. In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chit-chat later, I'm doctor Gregory House, you can call me Greg.
I am a BORED certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nyphrology. I'm also the only doctor currently employed at this clinic who is forced to be here against his will.
That is true, isn't it? [at Cuddy]
But not to worry, because for most of you this job can be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin.
Speaking of which, if you are particularly annoying you may see me reach for this. This is Vicodin, it's mine, you can't have it.
And no, I don't have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem. But who knows? Maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm too stoned to tell.
So, who wants me?.
And who would rather wait for one of the other two guys?
Okay, well, I'll be in exam room one if you change your mind.
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