Hey all it's Suku-Senpai here at Grand Barkers Studios overlooking the beautiful nighttime city and tonight my guest is the one, hopefully the only: Officer Love Machine. So let's bring out Officer Love Machine, bring out Bernie!
I told you not to call me Bernie, call me Officer Love Machine.
Ah, sorry. Well I see you are still recovering from your chocolate skin phase.
Yeah, I can't seem to get the pasties off my nipples or my erm...
You're not giving any effort to get them off.
Nope.
Well guys, I bet you're all wondering what we're talking about so..
<<Chocolate Time!>>
So one day I decided to call up Bernie because I just got a new G9 and was like "Hey buddy let's hang out!" and we decided to head for the marketplace. And I have to admit there were great deals, nifty little shops and stalls and I picked up a few trinkets. But Bernie here--
Officer Love Machine.
HE found a chocolate 2k9 skin at cheap 200 gold, and he left his wallet at home! He didn't have 200 hundred gold on him with all that stuff of him, he couldn't carry some pocket change on him!
What? I bought a large Glurp and turkey wings.
So he dragged me to the forums and found a slummy little bumping thread and we asked around when some guy came over and told him he had a little junk lab and I was a little 'eh...' But Bernie here pulled out his car keys, dragged me to his house, dug through his storage trunk and pulled out at least ten boxes of chocolates and dragged me back, and they did their business and he came back in a chocolate cast, he couldn't move!
Hey stop laughing studio audience, it wasn't funny.
So after a little while he got pissed at the cast so I bought him a jumbo Burger Blast and Glurp and after all that he dragged me to the forums again. And there were two places: A nice, classy club, good food and bar, nice people in the GD. But No. We went to the laser light show and giant nightclub and we got drunk and a couple of guys asked me can I do anything with my Oculus and so I was like this could help Bernie so I blasted fire at Bernie and he appeared naked in a puddle of chocolate.
Oh come on!
True story!
Well then, let's hear a story about you.
Alright, so I was strolling Barton Town for a good roleplay when these noobs started swarming me so I started blasting fire, swatting at them and even Zeus here even attacked them. Isn't that wight, kitty?
Ehem.
Yes, well, I stopped blasting and firing one moment to see that I randomly posted in a bunch of roleplays for no reason and they were the roleplay members.
Ha!
Yeah well...
HA!
Well anyway, that's all for tonight so tune in tomorrow night at ten for my next guest, a Barton regular guard, Huey! SEE YA!
