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I DREAMED I WAS DARTH VADER
SO OKAY DARTH VADER NEEDED TO BUY A SCOPE TO UPGRADE HIS BLASTER ACTUALLY NOT HIS BLASTER BUT LIKE HIS FRIEND'S OR HIS APPRENTICE'S BLASTER OR MAYBE IT WAS HIS DAUGHTER'S BUT ANYWAY HE TRYED TO GO TO HIS USUAL STORE BUT IT WAS LIKE CLOSED OR SOMETHING I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER BUT FOR SOME REASON HE COULDN'T GO THERE SO HE WENT IN STEAD TO A DIFFERENT STORE THAT WAS ALL BRIGHT AND BIG AND IN THE DREAM HIS FACE WAS OK AND NOT LIKE ALL BURNEDEDED AND HE COULD TAKE OFF HIS MASK SO WHEN HE WENT IN THE STORE HE GOT A SHOPPING CART AND PUT HIS MASK IN THE SHOPPING CART SO PEOPLE WOULD MAYBE NOT SEE HE WAS DARTH VADER SO OKAY HE WAS LOOKING AT THE SCOPES THEY HAD AND HE WAS KINDA THINKING HMMM THIS IS KINDA PRICY, I MEAN, 2700 CREDITS COME ON MAN AND THEN A LADY FROM THE STORE WAS LIKE CAN I HELP YOU SIR AND HE WAS ALL YEAH I WAS JUST WONDERING DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER SCOPES AND SHE WAS LIKE NO AND HE WENT WELL I SUPPOSE I'LL JUST LOOK AROUND BEFORE I MAKE A DECISION SO WHILE HE WAS MULLING IT OVER THE LADY WAS LIKE HMM THAT GUY LOOKS FAMILIAR I WONDER IF HE'S A CELEBRITY OR SOMETHING SO SHE LIKE GOT HER SUPERVISER AND WAS LIKE HEY DOES THIS GUY MAYBE LOOK FAMILIAR TO YOU BECAUSE I COULD SWEAR HE LOOKS KINDA LIKE DARTH VADER!!!!!! AND SHE YELLED DARTH VADER BECAUSE JUST AT THAT MOMENT SHE HAPPENED TO SEE DARTH VADER'S MASK IN THE SHOPPING CART
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