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As I said in one of my previous, or current(depending on when you are reading this.), statuses, I hate you.
Why?
Lemme make a list.
-Oh, for starters, YOU ACTUALLY WENT TO SILENT HILL!
-And second, YOU AREN'T HARRY MASON! YOU FAIL! MASON'S CAN ONLY GO TO SILENT HILL!
-You can't make your nose disappear..you wasted 10 seconds of your life, and mine, attempting it.
-You know Mary is dead, yet you go looking for her..
-You don't know where 'your special place is'. You probably would of went to Vegas if Mary didn't say Silent Hill!
-You have crappy camera angles.
-You are hard to control.
-You will not be a thief.
-You didn't let me see the demon ponies...]:
-Long walks in Silent Hill are not enjoyable.
-What do you do when you see a creepy shadow and have no weapon? Approach it of course!
-We all see the demon. It takes you FOREVER to realize it, idiot.
-After killing that demon, you state, "It's not human." No s**t.
-You don't understand the radio. So, fail.
-Um, when I think you are looking at Health Drink or Medi-kits, you are really looking at dead bodies or monsters.
-You can't pick up a gun, even though I can see it. You can't. Dumbshit.
-I suspect you, yes you, broke all those damn locks.
-You stop like a girl, man, you stomp like a girl!
-You can't push a clock!
-You stretch your arm out through metal bars...in a Silent Hill game. Why? Why, James?
-How can you tell it's 'North of here"? how can you tell?
-You see a dead guy sitting in a chair, right after you see PH. You go "OMG! Who could've done this?! *freaks out*...Really James, really?
-You stick your damn hand through a hole in the wall that is oozing green slime.
-Of all things in the world, you pick up Canned Juice.
-When you see PH, and you want to HIDE from him, what do you do? That's right, keep your flashlight on and shoot him so the bullets bounce of his head.
-You read a flyer about how great Silent Hill was and you didn't laugh.
-You point out the obvious, far to much.
-Why didn't you just kill Eddie? You should've.
-But, instead you believe him instead and tell him your name. WHY?!?
-You ask if he is friends with PYRAMID HEAD?! What the hell...?!
-Once again, you state the obvious. Too much.
-You stink your hand in a vomit-filled toilet...
-He doesn't read books. He doesn't think they are important. Idiot.
-To make that worse, when Angela ranting about how lonely she is, ya help her out by going "I'm not like you". Way. To. Go.
-Ya' can't swim.
-You just needed to WAIT!
-You constantly think Maria is Mary. Constantly.
-You can't mind your own business, even if she is a b***h.
-You allow Maria to follow you.
-When Eddie says "That's what she said." You didn't laugh..
-When you see Eddie, eating a pizza, in Silent Hill. You ask, "How can you just sit here eating a piece of pizza?!"..not, "Where'd ya' get that pizza, Eddie?" Or, the most important, "Have you seen a little girl?"
-Ah, but you will ask Maria that last question.
-When Maria is pulling s**t out of her bra, you incline your freakin' head so you can look.
-You say, "Liquor bottles, I don't need that right now. It's not that I don't drink, in fact, I drink quite a fair bit.", then you quickly change your story to, "Liquor bottles, nothing else of interest." Sure, James.
-You let Maria take you to the Strip Club she works at.
-You went to the Silent Hill Hospital.
-You made those Bubble Headed Nurses. You did it.
-You pricked your finger on a teddy bear.
-You leave Maria alone in a random room, with only pills. No protection and plenty of danger. Though, we all wanted her to die, that is not a good way to go.
-You waste your time and mine, finding the combination and keys to 5 locks for a bow that gives you a piece of hair. YOU COULD OF PULLED ON OUT OF YOURS OR MARIA'S HEAD!
-You let Pyramid Head push you off a roof.
-You let Laura lock you in a damn room, you idiot.
-You also, clearly, don't know the magic word is 'please'
-Um, why can't you open a fridge door, really James, really?
-How come you never eat?
-Why are you not disturb by this thing?
-Why do you choose the absolute worse times to re-load!?
-You move a shelf with ONE hand..but with two hands you can't push a clock or open a fridge.
-You piss off Maria..by saying 'Anyway..'... only you could do that.
-You aren't creeped out by that radio-game-show thing, where they actually say your name. Not even a long cut scene.
-You TRY to save Maria, ugh!
-Then, you cry about it.
-Then sad music needs to be played for your sorrow.
-You talk to your dead wife...
-Trap yourself in a room of bugs.
-WHY WON'T YOU KILL EDDIE?!?!
-How far down can you go? Like a huge-a** staircase and then like 5 holes that you can't see the end of, you jump down.
-You tricked me again. You looked at a Prison door, so I went in, only to be SPIT ON by a demon.
-You knocked on the bathroom door, James, you knocked.
-I was praying for you to hang yourself in the gallows. I really was, so why didn't you?
-You are not strong enough to yield Pyramid Head's epic knife.
-Maria got killed again. Your fault.
-Eddie goes on a rampage about hating people who make fun of him. What do you say, "Are you nuts?"...
-You cried over killing Eddie..
-You copy Lord Vega. That is not allowed.
-You realize very, very, very late in the game that Mary did not die 3 years ago.
-Bags are not brief cases.
-You are too fat to go on an elevator.
-You leave all your stuff and go weaponless around Silent Hill.
-You cannot work a music box.
-You have memory-loss problems.
-You married someone who thought Silent Hill was the best place ever.
-Your fault Angela's dead! Your fault! I liked herrrr!
-You are the reason Pyramid Head exists. You. Allll you.
-Oh right, and the SECOND PH! thanks, James, just what I need.
-How many times did Maria die cause of you? 3? 4? I lost count.
-Only you would take something out of Pyramid Head's hands.
-You killed your damn wife.
-And you told Laura.
-You can leave with Laura. *cough* Mistake.
-You can kill yourself.
-You can leave with a SICK Maria, so repeat what you did to Mary.
-You can get zapped by Harry Mason, but in your defense, Harry Mason can do anything.
-Or, you kill Maria and that is that.
-They all suck.
-You suck.
-And I just plain hate you and all your being.

Also, I am typing things very calmly in a way to calm myself down.
I hate James. So. Freakin'. Much.
Don't copy my list. ):

I might add more, that's all I can think of at 1 in the morning.