Did no one ever tell you? Oh, ze zings I've seen in my travels zrough time. Come, little ones, sit at my feet and I will tell you a tale. You 'ave 'eard of ze lovely little ladies zat danced for ze cowfolk back in ze day? Zey wore such fancy outfits, feazzers and gorgeous frills. Zey were beautiful, children. Absolutely beautiful. But, did you know children? Did you 'ear? Zey were robots, zose beautiful women. Fancy and beautiful, built to last with skin like marble and eyes like deep pools of endless sea. Zey were robots, created by scientists so very worried for fear of 'arming ze real girls zat worked in zose Saloons. Zey didn't want any girls to come to 'arm during a barfight, so zey were robots, trained to dance, to drink, to give you love. Zey were beautiful... But zey weren't even real. ~Sighs.~
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