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Shhh I don't exist
OMG We were walking to the gas station as we always do, no biggie, took the back roads. A cop car drives by once we reach the main road, we all knew he was going to come back, and he did. The cop pulls over, gets out and starts asking us where we were coming from, where we were going yada yada yada. He takes our I.D and calls back up, back up shows up and in the mean time I was getting asked a million questions because I don't show up on any computers they have and my name sounds like a darn alias lol. (not telling any one my real name so don't ask) so after a while 2 more cops show up to the shindig and watch all 4 of us while the other cheks our I.D. Then he tries telling us there was a call about a prowler in the area hanging around some one's house and he singled out my room mate John as the prowler. John has a birth defect and walks funny, he's not exactly a ninja, plus he was with us the entire time. After another round of hurrasment he lets us go because none of us have a record and I don't exist lol. So then we go to the gas station where every one knows us by name and we hang out every night and we tell them everything. Ok story done. Had to share that one it was rather entertaining. I'm glad he didn't search us because I always have at least 1 knife on me..... For work purposes. Oh and when we finally got back to John's low and behold they were waiting for us at the end of his street to make sure we got home and wern't lieing
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