And so, I get my schedule on Wednesday and I realize I can't take the "Living on Your Own" class because I have to retake second semester of Algebra2.
"Awwh mannnnn, now I won't know how to do my laundry."
So, I keep going, and I hear this girl talking about her schedule.
"Awwh man! I got fifth hour Algebra2 instead of fourth hour! Looks like Annemarie will be by herself."
I look down at my schedule, and godammit, I have it fourth hour.
These are chicks I know, so I go over and talk to them and we're having a good time.
One of them is good friends with Anne, who I'll talk about in a minute, and she tells me about how she got the same teacher and classroom, but at a different time.
Her teacher is Kennedy.
Anne's teacher is Kennedy.
My teacher is Kennedy.
Now, Annemarie is my ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. And she's batshit crazy I tell you wut. My ex boyfriend and I had dated, he cheated on me with Anne, we broke up and they dated, and then they broke up and ex-boyfriend and I are still best buds. Holy s**t, she had a fit when the two of them broke up. Ever hear that song "b***h Went Nuts" by Ben Folds? Listen to it and you'll know what I mean. When the two of them broke up, I received a plethora of hate texts and ex-boyfriend got a locker full of pictures of the two of them with his face burnt out. I'm not exaggerating at all; he opened his locker and there were scorched pictures falling out of his locker.
She was convinced that he was cheating with me, since that seems to be what he does. Anyways, she figured this by sifting through his text messages, facebook, myspace, and other various internet passwords. Was he actually? Nope. Unlike some people, I've got more self-respect. Before breaking up, she constantly tagged along wherever we went with friends, and sat with us at the lunch table, was putting up a cutesy front. You know, being a snake. So, the day after they break up, I get a text saying "I hope the condom breaks." How did she get my number? ******** if I know.
Anyways, she is now in my math class and I'm scared shitless.
She's so crazy ;_____;
On a side note, this is the text conversation between a friend and I:
"I HAVE ALGEBRA WITH ANNEMARIE NOOOOOOOO"
"WAIT wasn't she a senior last year? But, hey, KAWAII."
"No. AND NOT KAWAII DESU~~ ;A;"
"What you need to do, is call her Anne-chan, the algebra teacher Sempai, and fall in love with everyone in the class like a REAL ANIME."
"Godammit, I'm so tumors."
Btw, the tumors thing. The night before we read this awful fanfic about some chick, Hiei from Yuyu Hakusho, Shadow The Hedgehog and Edward Cullen.
- Edward was watching from the darkness… he had used his vampire powers to turn into a bat and they didn’t notice him fly in. HE was angry… he was tumors… he was so mad at both of them...
not gonna finish that.
