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OMG!!!!!!
LOOK UP IN THE SKY!!!!!!
ITS A BIRD....?
ITS A PLANE????
NO ITS EVIL FLYING PIGS!!!!!!!
AUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
*RUNS AORUND SCREAMING*
*PANIC* *PANIC*
HELP HELP!!!!!!!!!

OMG LOOK BEHIND THEM!!!!!
ITS THE EVIL FLYING EMO ROBOT CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!
THEY EAT US ALIVE WHILE WE'RE SLEEPING & TAKE OUR BONES BACK 2 THIER MASTER GHOST88!!!!!!!

"FLYING PIGS, FLYING PIG..
DOES WATEVA A FLYING PIGS DOES..
CAN THEY SWING FOR A WEB BOT THEY CAN'T
THEY CAN FLY INNNNSSSTTTTEEEEAAADDDDDDDD!
WE ARE THE FLYING PIGS!!!"

OMG THEY'RE SINGING THIER THEME SONG!!!!!!
*GACK*
WHO CAN SAVE US NOW???????

..COULD IT BE U??

phhhhffffffffttttttttt... yeah right!! no this is a job for...
*drum roll*

CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!!!!!!!

*CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW RIDES INTO TOWN ON A WHITE STALLION, SHIRT OPEN AND HAIR WAVING IN THE WIND...*


*drools...*


OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE FLYING PIGS & EMO ROBTS R WINNING!!!!!!!!
THE ONLY WAY THAT HE CAN SAVE HIMSELF NOW IF HE BRINGS OUT HIS SECRET WEAPON..
THE GOLDEN BANANANA!!!!!!!

....golden banana wtf?


anywayz....

OMG NO.. THE BANANA ISN'T HELPING!!!
GOLDEN OR NOT ITS WORTHLESS AGAINST THE ALMIGHTY FLYING INVADERS POWERS!!!

*EMO FLYING ROBOT CLOWN KNOCKS JACK OUT*

*heart stops....*
*falls on knees*
*starts 2 rain*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*MOVIE CURTAIS CLOSE*
*APPLAUSE*

THANK UOU THANK YOU..
PLEASE PAY THE CHUCKY DOLLS ON UR WAY OUT... DO NOT RESIST THEY KNOW WHERE U LIVE....
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA