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Zombie Survivalist
Sure, it probably won’t happen, but just in case it does, don’t you want to be ready for the Zombie Apocalypse? Anyone who is anyone knows what a zombie is, and they should know how to deal with one. Here’s a speech about how you, and all of your loved ones can survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Zombie, the word itself strikes fear into millions. Zombies are, in fact, the Living Dead brought back to life by an unknown force. They come back, with their bodies still rotting and with little intelligence; however they are smart enough to travel in packs. The Zombie Infection can spread quickly, considering Zombies try to feast upon the living, and if you are bitten and are unlucky enough to be killed and eaten, you will slowly become one of the very things you’ve been running from this whole time. Once you are bitten, you pose a threat to everyone else in your group, seeing as there is no known cure or vaccination.
One of the keys to success is finding out what type of Zombie you are up against. There are two classes of Zombie you must learn about, the Typical Zombie and the Rage Zombie. The Typical Zombie is nothing special really; they are very unintelligent and can only stumble. Do not underestimate them though; the Typical Zombie has extreme strength, and a never-ending hunger. These stupid zombies travel in large packs but seeing as how they move very slowly they are pretty much harmless if encountered in small groups. Watch it though, just because they move slowly doesn't mean they can't bite quickly. On the other hand, we have the Rage Zombie, the Rage class is much more rare, because they have most of their motor skills intact, they are able to sprint, jump, and climb. Seeing as they are no longer human, they no longer deal with human physical restrictions; they never get tired, and can sprint as long as they need to. Without food, Rage Zombies seem to die more quickly than Typical Zombies, though seeing as how they also run in packs at a time, finding food isn't that hard for them. Another thing about Rage Zombies, is that they have Special Mutated Zombies, people who's the Zombie Infected has done much more than change them into a mindless flesh eating corpse. The Tank is one of the most fearsome things you'll ever see. The Tank as once a normal zombie, but after several mutations, any Tank is capable of going Toe-to-Toe with the Incredible Hulk. The Boomer, once a very fat man, has swelled to an immense size and is capable of vomiting on people. Sadly, this type of zombie has only been told in rumors as of now, but it also seems their vomit can attract other Rage Zombies. The Hunter is a leader; he is extremely intelligent and capable of leaping several times his own body length. Last, but not least, the Smoker. The Smoker type has also been seen rarely, he ejects a large cloud of smoke when spotted from his mouth, to get away. He is also the only type of Zombie who can attack from a great distance, being able to shoot his tongue over 100ft. Unlike the Typical and Rage Zombies, the Special Infected are highly intelligent, and are fully capable of setting up traps for their prey, including working together.
Well, I hope all that I've told you will come in handy when trying to survive in the Zombie Apocalypse, in chapter two we will cover on what items you need to keep, and what items you need to leave behind, and where you are best off to survive. Well, see you in “The Zombie Survivalist Chapter 2: Location Location Location!”
Kickass McAwesome · Tue Sep 15, 2009 @ 06:43pm · 0 Comments |
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