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Old Goddzilla was hopping around
Tokyo city like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst out of the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade.
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack,
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquill O'Neal
When they both got flattened by the Bat-Mobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive
I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown
For Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jump out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun, which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
And he jumped in the air and did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
Then they both go hit by a care bear stare

This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive
I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown.

Angels sang out... in immaculate chorus...
Down from the heavens... decended Chuck Norris...
Who delivered a kick... which could shatter bones...
Into the crotch... of Indiana Jones...
Who fell over on the ground... writhing in pain...
As batman changed back... into Bruce Wayne...
But Chuck saw through... his clever disguise...
And he crushed Batman's head... in between his thighs.

Then Gandalf the Grey
And Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
And Benito Mussolino
And the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis
And Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator
Captain Kirk and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman
Every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, the Rock
Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan

All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy a**
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century.
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood-
The rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.

This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive
I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown!
(This is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown!
(This is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown!
Of Ultimate Destiny!

*~*A tear shed for the lost*~*