Today's Topic: Twilight.
So as you may, or may not know, there is a very popular book//film amongst young girls entitled Twilight.
Twilight is this pseudo-Anne Rice romance novel about a vampire in love with a human and there happens to be a werewolf involved.
Yes, I am guilty of reading the Twilight saga, BUT I read it before there were 13 year old girls
jizzing in their pants over a dead guy that sparkles in the sun.
I am more than sure that I am not the only on that thinks this necrophiliac-love thing with
Edward has gotten out of hand.
I get it, you like Twilight. You dream about Edward Cullen being your undead boyfriend or something but honestly... shut up already.
I don't care whose team you're on.
I don't care if you think werewolves are dogs
or if vampires are blood-sucking whatever they call them in the book.
And I'm not the only one who doesn't care.
Get the ******** over it already, ok?
Go and have a REAL boyfriend. It's just sad that you waste your life away dreaming of something that will never be.
Girls: There is no guy out there like Edward Cullen.
Pretend all you want, but you know it's not true.
Go on and waste your life searching for 'him', but it'll all be in vain.
Trust me when I tell you that.
And don't come with that rubbish that your boyfriend is like Edward Cullen.
If you say that then either:
1.) You're lying and you don't have a boyfriend
2.) He's lying to you and you'll break up sooner rather than later.
I say that you just forget about Edward and stop worshiping Twilight.
Read a better book.
Read Anne Rice. She knows how to write REAL vampire novels.
********, read Harry Potter!
It's better than Twilight.
Or if you don't want to stop reading that stupid book at least stop jizzing in your pants every time you hear Edward's name
or see Robert's face. That guy is ugly as sin anyway.~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~GIVING AWAY SOME ITEMS!  
 iFck_XD · Sat Oct 17, 2009 @ 04:04am · 2 Comments |
