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Today, I woke up at 1am, then got back to sleep at 2am. Woke up at 4am because I heard barking. I thought it was Chloe and Zulu, but one of them was on my bed next to me, but since it was licking the sheets, it was Zulu. So I figured Chloe was fighting a Raccoon. I tried to go back to sleep, but my dad came in at 5am and turned the lights on and closed my window. At first I was like wtf man? but then I got up and looked around and dayum It smelled like s**t. Guess what? Chloe was fighting a skunk, not a raccoon. She lost, I think. I dunno. Our house smells like s**t, all my room and its belongings smell like s**t, cause guess what. It happened under my window, and my window was open. So Chloe smells like skunk so she's locked outside and we're crawling on the ground because it didn't smell there. I have to take a test that could determine my college in three hours and I smell like skunk. So we eventually bathe Chloe... in ketchup. I go to take my test and I still smell like skunk. So I got to take my test in the back of the room all by myself. Then I get home and then Landon and Mom tell me to look at Chloe's nose. She got scratched by the skunk and now there's a giant battle scar on her face.


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