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Amber: *sneezes about 30 times in a row*

Yusuke: Whoa, you alright babe?

Amber: *says in a very throaty, congested voice* I'b awrite, juz a lil' *achoo!* code...

Yusuke: *feels her forehead* Yowch, you're burning up Amber!

Amber: I'b fide! Reewy! *coughs*

Yusuke: I'm calling Kurama right now! Stay in bed, I'll be back soon!

==Minamino Residence==

Kurama: So Amber is sick and you want to do anything you can to make her better...

Yusuke: Yes!

Kurama: And you don't know how...

Yusuke: Will you help me?

Kurama: Hold on...

*scene freezes*

Kurama: *looks through the screen at Aubrey* Haven't we done this before?

Yusuke: Hey, yeah!! Tori already did this plot!

Aubrey: *stifles a sneeze* Well what do you two want from me?! I'm sick in bed, and have absolutely nothing to do but sleep or re-read the 6th Ouran High School Host Club manga AGAIN!

Yusuke: *mutters* Damn Otaku...

Aubrey: What was that monkey-boy?

Yusuke: How come you get to boss us around anyway?!

Kurama: Free will is one of our rights you know. I have half a mind to---

Aubrey: Oh, don't flatter yourself Pinky.

Kurama: Offended!

Yusuke: We're taking control of this plot from here on! *hops onto the keyboard and starts typing*

amber: *stands up from the couch and stares at yusukes sexynes* oh yusuke! youre sooooo sexy and super cool! let me tell the wurld of youre awsumness!

yusuke: of corse amber, but first, we kiss. *kisses her passonitely like the awsum beast he is and---

Kurama: *pushes Yusuke off the keyboard* No, no, no! That is NOT how the plot would play out! And so many spelling and grammatical errors...

Yusuke: Then what do YOU think would happen Mr. Smarty Pants?!

Kurama: I am glad you asked. *begins typing*

Yusuke: *begs on his knees at Kurama's feet* Please Kurama, I'm not intelligent enough to aid Amber in her darkest hour...

Kurama: I will assist you, young detective. We shall go forth into uncharted waters. You, my lovely enchantress Crystal (who suddenly appears in a gypsy outfit), and I shall---

Crystal: Whoa, whoa whoa!! Hold up!! How the heck did I get here and... *looks at her outfit* In this?! What did you do Aubrey??

Aubrey: I did nothing!! It was all their fault! *points at Kurama and Yusuke who are now arguing over grammar*

Crystal: Why did they put me in this? This isn't some sick fetish entry is it?!

Aubrey: Of course not. They think I'm stealing Tori's plot and think they can write it better.

Crystal: *looks behind her at the writing* Honestly, none of your plots were very good.

Aubrey/Yusuke/Kurama: *deadpan*

Crystal: *hops onto the keyboard and begins typing*

Crystal: I'll help Amber. She needs some good, healthy girl time.

--at Amber's--

Crystal: *stroking Amber's hair, very motherly* Felling better honey?

Amber: *nods* You're awesome Crys... *tears fill her eyes*

Crystal: What's wrong?

Amber: You remind me of my mother, before... *starts crying*

Crystal: Oh it's alright Amber! *hugs her*

Mimosa: *comes in* Are you two alright? My overly-devoted ultra sensitive hearing picked up the sound of---

Mimosa: Wait a sec!! "overly-devoted"??? Is that what you think I am?

Yusuke: Well duh. *has Kurama in a stranglehold*

Kurama: You are a bit... clingy, Mimosa... *trying to twist his leg and knee Yusuke hard*

Mimosa: Why was Amber crying anyway?

Aubrey: Because Crystal is a sucker for sob stories that involve her as a motherly figure and you as the subtly sexy husband figure.

Mimosa/Yusuke/Kurama/Crystal: *stare at her*

Aubrey: *mumbles embarrassedly* I wrote up a bunch of character profiles, alright?

Kurama: Are you sure you were only sick for today?

Aubrey: *confused* I didn't write those today.

Yusuke: *coughs* No life!! *coughs*

Aubrey: *types*

Yusuke: *suddenly has a flapper outfit on, with lots of trashy make up and a garter*

Aubrey/Kurama/Crystal/Mimosa: *laugh hysterically*

Yusuke: *face flushes beet red and deletes the phrase, having his own clothes on again* Grrr....

Mimosa: What is this whole thing about anyway? Who can write better?

Aubrey: Pretty much.

Mimosa: Well I can write this thing so much better than all of you put together. MOVE.

Mimosa: *gets Amber some hot tea* There. How are you feeling?

Amber: A bit better, thank you so much Mimosa.

Mimosa: Okay, stay in bed. Crystal and I will be back later. *wraps his arm around Crystal's waist and leads her out*

Kalkora: *watching from Amber's window, very stalkerishly, very dismayed from the whole scene and begins crying as Mimosa locks Crystal in a passionate kiss and---

Kalkora/Kurama: WHAT THE HECK?!?!

Crystal: *blushing*

Aubrey: Desperate much?

Mimosa: Sorry, got a bit carried away there... *blushes*

Kalkora: And if I were there, things would be more like this. *takes the keyboard and types*

Kalkora: *pinned Amber to the bed and is kissing her passionately* Feel any better?

Amber: Mnn, oh yes...

Kalkora: Now you should take some medicine. I'll be back in a few hours. *kisses her neck and leaves*

All: *stare at him*

Kalkora: What?

Yusuke: *coughs* NO LIFE!!!!! *coughs*

Aubrey: Is that, like, it?

Crystal: Borrrring.

Kurama: That scene is probably 90% of Amber's life. It's been done before.

Yusuke/Mimi: *nod*

Yusuke/Kurama: *look at Mimi* Why are you nodding?

Mimosa: *says it like its obvious, freaking out inside* I'm agreeing, DUUUH. N-now get back to the plot alright??

Yusuke: *coughs* NO LIFE! *coughs*

Aubrey: Okay, this is what you're going to do. *points at Kurama* Make me tea. lemon squeezed into it, but keep the rind out. *points at Yusuke and Kal* Fight like children over me. *points at crystal* find Tori and tell her to get her lazy butt over here to comfort me. *points at mimi* and you... um... go eat a strawberry or something.

Mimosa: MEAN!