Oh Salsa. Why must you have such a strange owner.
Naanki: Hes still acting up...
Food: I don't know how to handle it anymore....
Salsa's Thoughts: Put me down you fat a** mutt faced jerk!
Naanki:Wraith Suggested Neutering.Which i later learned is removing the testicles.
Food: That sounds like a good idea but don't they do it with rusty scissors?
Naanki: Nah i heard they do it with a saw....
Food: Well there's got to be a way you can get him to like you...I got an idea! Think of that nut bread stuff you like!
Naanki: I'm thinking about it!...how is this helping...
Food: LIKE THIIIISSS!!
Naanki: MMRRRFFF!!
Salsa's thoughts: WHAT THE HELL?! I'M NOT FAST FOOD!
Food: Well maybe if you show him who's boss then he would respect you!
Naanki: Peh!!! Not nut bread!
Salsa's thoughts: ....Why me...
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