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Coco: Believe? Believe in HOLY SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT!!!! What happend?

Me: Mfgm hmm mm grmpf.

Shadow: Well I started to believe in the whole end of the world rambliong wich seems so mighty populair.

Me: Mrgmf Hmf mff?

Coco: But why the big chains mouthcap etc?

Me: *trying to nod but to no avail*

Shadow: Well it's because I have a very diffrend theorie as to why the world will end in 2012.

Me: Hmpf?

Shadow: It's ever so simple. The earth just can't stand you. It had done everything it could to get rid of you. The global crisic heating up of the earth etc. But none of seems to work

Coco: And how would this help?

Me: Mmhmm.

Shadow: Ow quite simple. You see all I have to do now is torture you terrible until I find a way to kill you , that or you'd have to die from the torturing itself.

Coco: Ever heared of humanety?

Me: Hmh , hum grmfh t mfle grm . . . . . . hm mfle grm?

Shadow: Yea I heared of it , so what?

Coco: It goos for all humans.

Me: Grm tmpf.

Shadow: Wha , you be trying to tell me something?

Coco: Yea I am , C-C-H is a human.

Shadow: He's human? When did that started to happen?

Me: eek Grmpf hmf grmpf hmf.

Shadow: Yea yea , keep that yapping to you're self you void like human imposter.

Coco: Imposter?

Sahdow: Well duh , hje aint no human. No human can live without a brain , and he does. Therefor he aint human. And thus I can torture and/or crush and/or disect and/or disemble him without worrying about such stupid human laws.

Coco: Emperor won't like that , he needs C-C-H as a gaming partner.

Shadow: To bad I can't game with the guy. I mean I could try to kill Voidy's little mind and take him over fully , but then the world would still die when it's 2012. ANd we can't have that. Besides I like him a lot more like this. Much more easy to poke into some vital organs.

Coco: This is so wrong.

Shadow: Wtch it kitty , or you're boxed.

Coco: But I don't like boxes.

Shadow: Then shut up.

Me: Grmpf hm ng grrr.

Shadow: Riight , it's time you all be going away now. I have to experiments sut up and they arn't a sight to see at all. How messy a human body can get if you examen it closly. Now let me get a gun and make a "small" insection in the chest.

Coco: YIKES!!!