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Me writing about things that happen cause why not
the funniest rant ever
So heres how it went

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How is everything?
Who me??? Oh I'm good well except for the goat living down the hall, he hasn't paid his rent yet. Damn farm animal, oh here he comes. Ssssshhhh!!
*Condesending stare towards goat* Bum
Rinni to The goat named George: Hey George, sweatdrop Yeah hey I was wondering if maybe you had the rent you know you are a month behind.

George: stare Ma Ahh Ahh

Rinni: neutral Uh yeah thats what you said last week but I kinda need the rent. I paid your half and well I need the money for food and such you know?


George: stare Mah Ah Ah

Rinni: Alright you don't have to take that tone with me just let me know when you have it k?
I thought you liked goats. You know, the whole 2% DNA difference thing...
But sometimes they are soooo full of themselves...
*Whispers 'cuz is afraid of george ramming her again like he did that one time she made lamb,*You know that is so true.
So true......So true
*Gets side rammed by George and flies across the room,* Aaaaaaaaaaaaah, Ok thats it George I understood when you did that and I made rack of lamb. Even though lambs and goats are a different species, but I understood. I evn let it go that one time you Head butted me for the last celery stalk. BUT NO MORE, say your prayers goat your going down!!!!!!


*She stands up and runs toward George, who side steps out of the way of her tackle.* Nice George real nice.

Mah Ah ah....

Hey dont talk about my mom like that! She bought you that hat for your birthday. You love that hat.

Meh...

What oh now your gonna get it you shaggy smelly farm animal. *She stands and jumps on George's back, pulling on his beard.*
{~Time lapse 30 minutes~}

*After shaving george Rin finds out that George is actually a girl goat.* So Free milk and cheese you say?


Mah ah

Ok but I still need the rent.

*George the girl goat go to her room and comes back with checkbook in hoof.*

Thank you, was that really so hard George? I mean you could have just given me the check in the first place and we could have avoided that whole confrontation. Although I don't regret the shaving part....

*George rams Rin again.*

*Under the kitchen table a hand raises up.* Point taken.


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  • User Comments: [2]
    GWPilot02
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    Fri Jan 27, 2006 @ 08:31pm


    Yay, the story of George! What does she do at work, anyway?


    Maharaja_Mack_Daddy
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    Sun Jan 29, 2006 @ 07:12pm


    Umm..i would of killed and eaten that goat a long time ago.....ahhh goat curry now you made me hungry.


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