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Me: And no , it aint the journies of the U.S.S Enterprise if anyone want to be a comedian. Do I make myself crystalclear on that?

Shadow: Whats this? A backbone has grown? Well bring out the Mason , Gluon and Bayron lasers and utterly and fully de-atomenais this to nothingness.

Coco: The what , what and what?

Me: Ah yes , Mason Gluon and Bayron. In short those are teh type of weapons ther are in a little webpage game called Warpfire. Not a bad game mind you , however like all games it has his flaws.

Shadow: Yea , the biggest one being that you like the game and want to play it. Imagen Voidy bringing utter chaos to such a poor little webgame.

Coco: So it's a sort of Ogame?

Me: Well , kinda yes but mostly no.

Sahdow: Wow , and here I thought you would give a simple , clear and understandible awnser for a change. Well there goos that hope down the Void. Never gonna see it again.

Me: Oh will you you just keep it to you'reself for s change?

Shadow: No , shup ya trap will ya.

Coco: But , but . but , the game.

Me: Ah yes , let me elaberate.

Shadwo: You can do such a task? You , really?

Me: stressed YES I CAN!!!!

Coco: Watch out he'll go deaf.

Me: If only.

Shadow: Never , I heared far loeder blast when I blew you up. Even if you're angry yopu can only be barely heared. How weak.

Me: The game's simulairety to ogame limites itself to the faqt that they bolth play in space and you gather resourses. But thats where all simulairety's end. Getting resourses means flying out and collecting them.

Coco: Hmm , I like Ogame more at that point. You'll get recourses.

Shadow: Meh , Voidy's paying. All we need to do is increas the bill.

Me: Luckely flying around is for free , but a new ship , weapons and better generators for shields and faster traveling all cost either credits of thorium. Like Ogame you can buy Thorium via a online account , and getting credits means selling the collected cerourses.

Coco: So just collect what you can find?

Me: No , what ever you collect can be refined into a purer form.

Shadow: Can I refin you into a purere form of Voidness and Chaos? And will it hurt terrible?

Coco: I don't think it'll work on living beings.

Shadow: Crap.

Me: There are 4 types of recourses or Ores. Iron , Silicium , Iridium and Titanium. All in there respective order of value lowest to highest. There are also 4 stages. Exausted , Pure , Good and Fine. Again in thre respective order of low to high.

Shadow: So we see a sort of you moving around?

Me: Actually , you see a type of spaceship with my name flying arounf in a grid of space collecting ores and/or shooting enemy's.

Coco: Sounds like fun.

Me: Only one drawback. If in a clan you have to pay taxes. I only pay 1% but seeing as how I havn't played the game for over a year I lost a hudge pile of credits. That I din't like.

Shadow: All you need to do is shup up and pay.

Coco: Well all in all I like the game.

Me: A good plus is that only a handfull a people wil play the game. So very peacefull.

Coco: Talk about a revieuw of a webgame.

Me: Hey , if Emperor and myself are gonna revieuw a game I need to practise.

Shadow: Ah , then I give you a grade of 6 times getting blown up.

Me: Erm , only 6?

Shadwo: Yep. Want to blow you up more , but I don't want to give you a high grade so 6 it'll be. But don't worry i'll happely trow in a couple dozen extra. Not for a grade , but because I like it.

Coco: I'll say we pass. Knowing you're aim.

Me: Indeed we do. Well see you all around.