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.....Nick + Arcangela + big monster = monster dead.

"I've collapsed twice, lost you twice, and found two people who either go along with us a while or annoy the hell out of us all before noon. This is a personal record." She said smiling without opening her eyes.

Peeking out from his now quite large trash fortress, he sees one of the figures start to drag themselves on the ground and look in the direction of his hiding place. "Sorry bud, but I like living..." as the figure came closer he saw the one thing that would motivate him in such a chaotic time. "Breasts...." Fortifying his courage with lewd thoughts he dramatically throws off his garbage mound and sprints over the girl and hoping that the orcs where busy with the stranger. "I'll save yooooouuu!" Not spending time with introductions, he grabs the girl by the waist and throws her over his shoulder, grinning like any man in such a situation as he hauls a** back to the alley.

Traveling taught a man many things: What should I do with no food? How can I easily steal food? One thing he had never learned though was what one should do when you feel a rat climb up your pants while you're saving a damsel in distress from a small army of orcs. If only he had listened to crazy Uncle Marty. "Marty would have known..." Seeing a conveniently open manhole on the ground he carefully lowers himself down and begins wading through the DELICIOUS BROWN PUDDING, NOT CRAP, NOT CRAP OH GOD IT'S IN MY SHOES in the direction he hopes leads out of the city. Shaking his body to remove whatever had crawled up his trousers, he carries on, ignoring the smell by concentrating on seeing how handsy he could get while carrying the girl "oops, sorry, oops, sorry"

"I think we're almost out..." The smell was really getting to him now, despite the groping. At least the rat seemed to have stopped running around, relieving his fear of damage to his "giblets". "Hmm?" Hearing the groan, he shifts the girls weight. "Oi, you okay? Do I have to stop my groping?" The volume of the sewage seemed to be increasing, but a speck of light shone not to far from their position. "Don't worry, once we're out you can thank me for rescuing you with many a kiss and... yeah! With the thought of fresh air and various ideas driving him, he once again begins to sprint, eventually exiting the sewer and outside the walls of the city. "No orcs! I AM AMAZING!"

There was a note laying on a table in the entryway
Dear Nick.
You forgot again didn't you? I said the forest. I'm probably freezing my a** off waiting for you. Twelve trees north when you get the the part when the path ends. Follow the music, I brought the radio with me.
-Arcangela
It said in her handwriting.

.... She pulled a sharpie from her pocket and quickly wrote on a piece of paper "Touch this and you die x.x, <3 Arcangela biggrin " with a few doodles of skulls with hearts for eyes. She stuck it to the sound system with some tape and stood up.....