An man was in the hospital for a
series of tests, which had left his
bodily systems messed up.
After many false alarm trips to the
bathroom, he decided another was fake
and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with
diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to
remain rational.
He jumped out of
bed, gathered up the sheets, & threw them out
the hospital window.
A drunk was walking
by the hospital when the
sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing,
and swinging his arms violently trying to get the
bed sheets off, & ended up with the soiled
sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there,
staring down at the sheets,
some one who'd seen the whole thing
(barely containing his laughter), walked up and asked,
"What the heck is going on here?"
The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I
just beat the s**t out of a ghost." rofl
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