Alright, I've been pissed before, but... but... I can't even find the words to say how ******** mad this makes me!
Alright. So I happen to be single. It's just one of these things, I have more time on my hands, I talk to people online more... And right when I'm in the middle of a pretty boring conversation with this dude, he suddenly starts talking all this s**t about me! How I'd end up being impregnated by some dickweed just because I liked his broad shoulders or how I'd get with some Catholic guy who'd puncture the condom just to make me preggo! I HAD JUST TOLD HIM THAT I'D LIKE A GUY WHO ACTUALLY RESPECTED ME AND THE FACT THAT I'M NOT SOME DUMBSHIT AND THIS IS WHAT I GET?! Seriously. That comes from a dude that's like... oh, dunno... In his ******** thirties? Who ******** up his life by getting into too many women's pants, lost his woman to another woman, who's trying to get me to feel sorry for him by telling me how he tried committing suicide before, who claims to be a gentleman and whatnot and then keeps insulting me - well I'm SORRY if he's not the kind of guy I'm looking for AT ALL. I thought he was a pretty cool guy to talk to but I guess I was wrong. So you'd think someone a little older would actually not have two shits for a brain and a sense for manners... Forget it. Yeah... I guess I'd rather be ******** by some broad-shouldered asshat than listen to that idiot's brag stories about his oh-so-huge p***s over and over again.
No, really... If I'm ever going out with a guy again, he'd have to meet certain criteria. For starters, his first name better not start with an H. scream
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