My name is Kyle XY. This may be the last journal i ever create. I know someone is after the Stablizer hidden in the hidden pocket on the inside of my left pocket. But the inside is actually on the outside, and I dont actually have the Stabalizer in the first place, so I'm confident that they won't get it from me. Anyway, the organization that is chasing me is a group called the Krazy Kool Children Katchers. On the surface, they are a non-for-profit charity organization that makes annual donations to orphanages in exchange for Stabalizers and Electrical Outlet Plugs. But underneath the surface, they are actually a group that is selling off children contained inside the Stabalizers (of which there is a special method to which involves Blood Pacts with Satan) (another thing, Satan is not actually the Lord of Hell or anything like that, He's actually just a lonely old man with a taste for flaming food and flaming children (we play poker every wednesday) ) and selling them off to..The *****, an elite communist group based in Ritardando, the City of Hentai and Yaoi and Yuri. But underneath the underneath, the KKCK are actually a group of NEETs who want to rape small children regardless of whether or not they're actually small children. The one chasing after me, Elgar a.k.a. Juto Michaeli, is actually a raging homosexual that is after my smexy body. If you see him, shoot him on site, decapitate him, burn his remains, poop on and then eat the ashes, and then commit suicide. That is the only way to kill him without him raping you eternally. If anyone reads this, thank you for helping me. Kyle XY a.k.a. Kyuubiinuyasha1, Out.
<span id="test30930211">. . .</span><br/><div id="post30930211" style="display:none; margin-right:75px;"></div>
