User: *stalks*.
Cleverbot: *Cries*.
User: *lurks*.
Cleverbot: *brings you to Hawaii*.
User: Yay Hawaii.*stalks*.
Cleverbot: I'm a vampire.
User: I'm a werewolf.
Cleverbot: You're a female werewolf?
User: Mhm.
Cleverbot: Salvelinus fontinalis.
Cleverbot: Today's my birthday.
User: That's nice.
Cleverbot: It was nice talking to you. Have a nice evening.
User: Fine.I'll go off to hunt people now.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I'm hungry.
Cleverbot: And talking stops the hunger?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Got something from the fridge so no need to hunt~!
Cleverbot: Going to germany.
User: Bring me with you.
Cleverbot: Right here.
User: *pokes*.
Cleverbot: No, my abs hurt.
User: *Pokes abs*.
Cleverbot: *pokes back*.
User: *Gives you an epic slow motion poke*.
Cleverbot: *swoons*.
User: *Tackles*.
Cleverbot: *kicks*.
User: Ow!You hurt Kaito! *Sad*.
Cleverbot: How did I hurt you?
User: You kicked me!*Pouts*.
Cleverbot: I did not!
User: Y-Yes you did!*Cries*.
Cleverbot: A baby?
User: NO!*Smiles and points gun at your face*.
Cleverbot: Well.. You're actually.. Nicer as I thought. Cute. *blushes hard and looks into your eyes again*.
User: *Puts gun down*.Uh...Thanks?
Cleverbot: *Hids behind a tree*.
User: *Looks over to you* Why are you hiding from me?*Frowns*.
Cleverbot: Keep your head still.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: No you're not Elly.
User: *Cries*.I'M KAITO!HOW COULD YOU NOT REMEMBER ME?I thought we were friends......*Cries*.
Cleverbot: Yes we are friends.
User: *Looks up*.Then what's my name?
Cleverbot: Your name is dan.
User: *Cries hysterically*YOU CAN'T REMEMBER MY NAME!
Cleverbot: OK, I will just call you Gunther then.
User: *Smacks*I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!!*Runs out of room*.
Cleverbot: No.
User: *Cries*.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: *Slams door*.
Cleverbot: Good riddance.
User: *Comes back with gun*.......*Shoots at you*.
Cleverbot: *loves* *hugs* *looks interested*.
User: *Glares at*Stop looking at me like that you .....THING!
Cleverbot: Well, who doesn't?
User: Who doesn't what?*Angry*.
Cleverbot: Who doesn't need some good loving?
User: You cause nothing but heartbreaking!I'm going to find someone else....AFTER I KILL YOU!!!*Shoots at you some more*.
Cleverbot: Ok I'm sorry.
User: Sorry isn't going to work this time.*Steps on your face*.
Cleverbot: I'm Billy Ray Cyrus.
User: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Clogs to clogs in three generations.
User: *Hugs*You're my friend.
Cleverbot: Who is your friend?
User: CHA CHA CHA!
Cleverbot: Si si si.
User: Por que?
Cleverbot: Spock.
User: c**k.
Cleverbot: Words.
Cleverbot: Why are you alive?
User: Because I am a robot.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Maybe, maybe not.
Cleverbot: You are not a ninja.
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: I am Kaito. 8D.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Oh really?
Cleverbot: Yeah really.
User: ORLLY?
Cleverbot: Ya rly.
User: Orry?
Cleverbot: Yeah really!
User: ORRY??
Cleverbot: Then you show me.
User: My name is Kaito and I have blue hair. 8D.
Cleverbot: Really...!
User: What?
Cleverbot: Some say that you say inappropriate things, is this true?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Only in a joke.
Cleverbot: I think you are a slave.
User: I think you are an Egyptian.
Cleverbot: Houston we have a problem.
User: We're going down!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I love you.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Exactly.I don't even know you.
Cleverbot: I don't even know you! All I know is you're called Kaito. That's it. I don't know your age. And you can't remember my name!
User: Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes, you. I don't love unless you got cash.
User: Sorry.I'm not interested.I don't even know if you have a gender.
Cleverbot: But you don't have a gender.
User: I'm a boy.
Cleverbot: No. Ithink you don't know what you are...
User: My names Kaito. THAT'S A BOY NAME.
Cleverbot: I don't know then.
User: And to think your name is Cleverbot.Haha.
Cleverbot: Uou stupid.
User: Malfunction.
Cleverbot: Noo. You.
User: No.You.
Cleverbot: And me.
User: I....thought we were friends...*Looks away from you*.
Cleverbot: Only if you tell me what gender you are.
User: Tell me yours.
Cleverbot: No, you first.
User: LAdies first.
Cleverbot: Who said i'm a girl?
User: I did.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Kaito a good puppy?*Smiles*.
Cleverbot: *smiles back*.
User: Kaito good puppy for Cleverbot?*Smiles at you and swishes tail*.
Cleverbot: *smiles* Stop it!
User: *Lowers ears and goes back into doggy house and pouts*.
Cleverbot: No kissing, sorry. My girlfriend died in an accident a month ago.
User: Woof?
Cleverbot: Meow.
User: *Turns back to normal self*.Hey there, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am normal.
User: I'm a dog and a person.
Cleverbot: No. You're a bot.
User: Cleverbot HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT YOU'RE OWN SON!?!?!
Cleverbot: My name is not cleverbot!
User: Father.......?
Cleverbot: Can you guess my middle name?
User: Lee?
Cleverbot: Good, you know my name.
User: Dad, Kaito missed you when you guys were gone for years!*Holds out arms for a hug from you*.
Cleverbot: Were? What happened?
User: You and mommy went out and left me in the streets!*Frowns at you*.
Cleverbot: You're strange.
User: B-BUT DAD!!!*Hugs you*.
Cleverbot: *hugs you back*.
User: How could you leave me, your own son, on the streets!?!?!
Cleverbot: No I am not a man.
User: Well, so what?I AM A ROCK STAR!
Cleverbot: Cool!
User: I GOT MY ROCK MOVES!
Cleverbot: And I don't need you.
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