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While having lunch, five surgeons from big cities are discussing
who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see accountants on
my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered."

The second, from Chicago responds, "Yeah, but you
should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order"

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You
know, I like construction workers... Those guys always understand
when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC , shut them all up when he
observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine.
Plus, the head and the a** are interchangeable."