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Ok, so you know how I keep posting about weird topics that go on in my school? Mostly about orgasms and hilarious jokes about sucking? Yah, get ready for these:
Awkward Sex Joke in English Class # 1:
So, I was sitting in my English class minding my own business, and copying notes from the board, when Mrs. David started talking. I popped my head up to see what she was saying. (We were writing an essay and she was writing the paragraphs on the white board so we could do it together). She meant to say, '"microscopic organisms," but... well guess. "Microscopic Orgasms." Yah. We pretty much died
Awkward Sex Joke in English Class #2:
Once again, I was sitting at my seat in English, getting stuff ready for the day. It was first period, and we were all tired. This girl went up to sharpen her pencil with Mrs. David's really crappy electric pencil sharpener. It wouldn't sharpen and she's like, "Ugh, C'mon! It won't sharpen, Mrs. David..." Here it comes...
Mrs. David said to her in a calm voice, "Just push it in gently, tilt it upwards a bit and apply little force so you can get it in there all they way..."
We were like: Uhmm....
But we died laughing again.
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See?! My school is dirtier and more messed up than Ke$ha's hair!!
 ClayB21 · Sat Apr 17, 2010 @ 11:59pm · 1 Comments |
