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Angeal and I XD
Well, my friend Chloe are in a chatroom RP and our conversations are just down right WEIRD. So, I thought to post some of it here:
(Note: I roleplay Zack of course and she's Angeal. That's what makes it better)
Flying cockroaches with guns?! Well, at least you didn't see Genesis with white wing and long hair.
I wanted to tell you to not give it to the damn blonde, but I was dead, remember?
I watched you from the Lifestream... -[/crosses arms]-
You should just leave it in your hands when you were dead, so you can bring it to the Lifestream and give it back to me.
You know, that sword is my lovely wife.
Yeah, might I add they are riding on Huge elephants with tutus and Angel wings. O-o ...That tops it all right there.
So? You could've told me through the DMW not to give it to him!
...You stalker! At least I don't watch people from beyond.
Wait, I can do that? Oh sorry, I should have tried that. I thought you wanted me to pass the sword on as a generation thing, so yeah, my bad.
So you ARE married to the Buster Sword! You know this will never work out, right?
That's a big imagination, puppy. Are you sure you don't hit your head or something?
-[/rubs back of neck]- ...I forgot I could have told you through the DMW.
You don't, huh?! I guess you watched Cloud and Aerith from the Lifestream.
I forgive you, Zack.
-[/chuckles]-
Don't tell me it doesn't work.
Why do you call me puppy? I'm a llama with a hat. At least that's what I see in the mirror. And apparently I'm eating hands.
No! I made sure to be extra careful and not trip over pebbles today!
Well, looks like we both forgot something when I died.
Yeah, I don't. ...I did no such thing! That was my evil twin clone!
Yes, now to come out of this hiding spot!
[[//attempts to get out]] ...I'm stuck. D: Mind coming to help?
It just won't, okay? The Buster Sword is a..sword. And you're a person. It just won't work.
A llama with a hat?! -[/scratches head]- ... Sounds like serious ill.
I think there's something wrong with your head, Zack.
-[/worry frowned]-
Eating hands?! ... Hnnhh.... This is odd. I saw myself eating hands in the mirror last minute.
-[/chuckles]-
Yeah, you always trip over pebbles.
Hmmm.... That's true. We both forgot something.
Evil clone?! -[/raises eyebrows]- .. I don't remember you had one.
Yeah, I think I could go there. Where's your location, huh?!
I'm here in Midgar.
..... -[/glares]-
I love my sword! You ain't stop me loving it!
..................
Is it just me or now I see my sword turns into a lady?!
Yeah, one of those sombreros weird people wear. Wait, when did I get sick?
There's nothing wrong with my head! My butterfly-spitting monkey would like to say otherwise!
[[//cleans face]] Yes, I was eating hands. And looks like you were too! Weird.
[[//fumes]]
Don't remind me! Its not my fault gravity is against me! D:
Still, what are we supposed to do about Cloud? He keeps motoring away from me.
At least, I used to have one. I found him spying on Aerith, so I killed him. So he's dead now.
In Gongaga. I was hiding in the old Reactor. And now I'm stuck.
That far? D: Aww man!
[[//trembles in fear]]
Angeal, this relationship is getting out of hand. Your sword can't love you, so it doesn't work!
...Well, I guess it does then. Nevermind that last statement. Have fun loving your Women-Sword.
Huh?! Now a sombrero?! What are you thinking of, Zack?!
-[/nods]- ...Obviously, you're sick.
Butterfly-spitting monkey?! Seems like this is getting worse.
Yeah, I ate my hands a while ago-----WAIT! I ATE MY HANDS?! ... Damn, this is ridiculous!
Hmm.. gravity?! Yeah, trying to make an excuse, heh?!
You--WHAT?! You killed the damn blonde?!
Good job, Puppy! I'm so proud of you!
Why are you hiding in the old Reactor?
-[/taps chin]- ... Isn't it the place where Sephiroth went mental?!
I'm hugging my girl now. She's kissing me.
She told me her name is Ms. Buster Hewley.
Um, I'm think about cheese. I don't know why. And I'm not sick! My Kitty doctor says I'm quite healthy.
Yeah, but he flew away. I accidentally opened the window. D: What's getting worse?
Well, my dad came upstairs today, so I ate his hands. I spared mine though. :3 Poor you.
But it is! It's not an excuse, its the truth!
Sure did, and my gorgeous clone too. ;D
Aww, thanks Angeal. I enjoyed every second of it.
Cause I thought it would be a good hiding place.
Exactly, that's why I knew you wouldn't look here. :3
...Wait, your sword has lips? Weird, and you say I'm crazy.
That's a pretty name! So, your name will be Angeal Hewley sometime soon?
Damn, now I'm really worried about you! Since when you got a Kitty doctor?
Your imagination, Pups, it's getting worse....
Your... dad?!? Thought he was died. When I found you a long ago, you don't have parents.
Hmm.. fine then, I trust you.
Told ya, you don't have any damn clone!
And your welcome, Fair.
-[/chuckles]-
I see. Heh. Hiding from me?!
It wouldn't work. I have a wing, remember?!
I can fly over there and catch you, boy.
....................
-[/facepalms]-
My. Name. Is. Already. Angeal. Hewley.
Oh, and I'm also thinking about Peanut Butter! And flowers!
Why? Kitty doctor says I'm fine, so its all good. And ever since I found him under my bed.
What's wrong with my imagination? Just because I see dancing windows means nothing.
Yeah, my dad. No, he's alive, just without hands. And that's because they went on vacation for about a couple years.
Yay! But I still don't trust gravity. It made Mr. Boulder almost run over my mom!
I do! Why don't you believe me? He was rather attractive, and he was jealous of me.
Well, I used to be, after you learned about Cloud. Now I'm just stuck.
Wait, I thought you had a Bologna cat, not a wing.
D: ....No you can't. Cause you can't dig like I can.
Then your nametag's a lair! It says "Angeal Hand-eater!"
You are giving out the wrong name then!
Well, she's also a SWORD, so yeah. You never know.
You made me got a headache, kid.
Huh?! A doctor under your bed?! If she was hot, then you're lucky.
Yeah, dancing windows are fine... -[/crosses arms]- .. at least you didn't see a singing bottle.
Ugh, dad without hands.. sounds gross.
Who's Mr. Boulder, kid?
Hmmmph. Hard to believe. -[/shakes head]-
I thought only me, Sephiroth, and Genesis have clones.
Tell me more about the damn blonde then. -[/raises eyebrows again]- ..He's your best friend, isn't he?!
Last time I checked I have a wing..... Unless if it turns into a Bologna cat now.
Dig?! Why would I?!
Hand-eater?! -[/thinks]- ...
Why, sounds good. Maybe it was my name. I'm confused now.
She's not a sword, she's a woman! -[/glares again]-
How come? You need me to call my Wingless Dragon-Dog to help fix that?
Yeah, she's a cat AND a certified doctor! I never knew I had a cat, but I guess I do.
What about Sephiroth hugging a tree? Is that fine?
But his hands tasted pretty good. :3
Okay, so I got a marker for my 4th birthday, so I drew on this boulder and made a face and a tie. Then I tried hugging Mr. Boulder, but he almost ran over my mom.
My mom wouldn't me see Mr. Boulder after that. I hope he's not lonely.
You have trust issues, Angeal.
No, I have one too. Hojo made it, but I killed it. :3
((Mini-spoiler here. Highlight to see))
Well, he got tested on like I did, we USED to be friends, but then he left me dieing on the cliff. I didn't like that.
I can't see anything over here, so I don't know.
Cause that's how I'm stuck. The hole I made caved in and now I'm stuck underground. But I get good connection down here, though.
Yeah! Why don't you check your nametag?
Maybe you changed it when you ate your hands.
AND a sword. Don't forget that.
Wingless Dragon-Dog?! Isn't it my clone---WAIT, how come he's wingless?!
I thought he has one wing just like me!
I never allow you to have a pet, Zack. So you're not allowed to raise a cat.
Sephiroth hugging a tree?! -[/stares]- ... That's... impossible!!
He hates tree! Especially apples, since Genesis asked him to eat the damn apples all the time.
-[/shakes head]-
Tsk. I never teach you to eat your dad's hands.
From where you learn that damn attitude?!?
Hmmm... I see. But it sounds ridiculous too.
So you've got a clone, huh?! Nice. I trust you, kid, I know Hojo, and he likes creating clones.
I see, I see. -[/crosses arms]-
The blonde isn't a good friend, then. Nice that you finally killed him to take a revenge.
I remember, I saw it from the Lifestream. He left your corpse alone and didn't bother to bury you.
Wait, are you still in the old reactor? Is it my imagination or I saw Sephiroth flying over there?
Good thing that you still have a good connection.
-[/checks nametag]-
No. It's still Angeal Hewley. Weird.
She's not a sword. I repeat. NOT a sword!
Her name is.... uhh.. she changed it. Now her name is ANGEL Hewley.
Yup, your clone. I think some lion ate the wing. Or that flying monkey, wherever he flew off to.
He used to, but it got eaten. At least the wing did.
Why? D: I take good care of Kitty Doctor! Can't I keep him? [[//whimpers]]
I swear he's hugging a tree right now. So that is actually possible.
But trees are fun to climb! Which reminds me, I need one of those apples. I never got to finish one.
Then who did? I know someone did, and you're the only person who teaches me stuff.
What did I do now? I don't have an attitude, I have my fancy shoes with spikes in them!
A DECEASED clone. Cause I got jealous and now he's dead. Hojo freaks me out might I add. D:
He sure isn't, just leaving me to die on random cliff. >_> He deserved to die by my cheese gun!
And that's when he went and dirtied up your sword like no other. Sorry about that.
Cause I can't get out of this hole. And I hope not. He won't be happy to see me down here.
Wait, aren't you going to come help me?
Stop changing your name! You're confusing me Angeal!
Pfft, stop denying it. She's a sword and you know it inside.
: O I think she's trying to take your life! Kinda like how Cloud did with me!
((More in the 2nd part! :3))
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-[/Angeal frowns when he found Zack's journal]-
Zack..! Zack!
Hhh.. You--pups! I miss you!