But, on the way home, I started thinking about my old job, working at Subgay and how much fun it used to be. I love my new job a lot and I love the pay way more than Subway, but I miss all the screwing around friends and I did at Subway.
I worked at Subway for three years and was the night supervisor, which basically allowed me to order people around and close up shop almost every night, woohoo rolleyes and my new job now I work in the ISLA division of Pride Inc., and basically I work with adults who have disabilities and I help them in their homes with cleaning, take them places, and be a friend to them. It's fun and I love it and all the people I work with, but sometimes I wonder what it'd be like if I were still at Subway.
Just a few things I miss from Subgay, working with all my friends!
Oh God, we got ourselves into so much trouble! Water fights were big this time of year, and one water fight in particular got Me and Brandee in trouble. I forgot I put some lady on hold in the Drive-Thru and Brandee started a water fight and in order to escape her I ran out the back door and right when she threw the bucket of water at me I noticed the lady I put on hold...she was not happy sad Needless to say, Brandee and I got a very stern talking to the next day biggrin
Or the night I closed with my Best Friend, Brian and he decided, that in some way, it would be fun to put a bowl full of Jalapenos into the microwave for 15 minutes. Not such a good idea and I don't recommend anyone try it! After a few minutes in the microwave the air in Subway turned noxious.. Brian and I started coughing out our lungs, our noses and eyes started running and I hoped that no one would come in and order food, but I hoped wrong. Some guy came in and almost died, thinking back on it I should have given him his sandwich for free. And then, in that same week Brian had another splendid idea and sprayed my sister's pepper spray, that had the same effect the damn jalapenos did.
Brian had an obsession with microwaving all kinds of crap, and never has anything he microwaved turned out...good.
Another fun activity we all partook in, and in we, I mean the night crew, since it was all High School kids or dropouts, lol. Anyways, sauce fights, those were always a good time, messy as hell, but fun. Although, there was one night I got wrongfully sauced! I walked into the backroom right in the middle of Brandee and Desmond's sauce fight and got a whole bag of Sweet Onion sauce squeezed on me.
Another fun thing we did, raided the office and added stickers to our name tags to make ourselves look cooler, haha. Here's how our name tags went for the last few months I was at the sammich shop:
Chelsea was: Chipolte Chelsea
Brandee was: BBQ Brandee (we called her BBQ Bratty)
Brian was: Hot Brian
Holly was: Hot Sauce Holly
and I (Malory) was: Monterey Malory
And that is only a taste of what happened in my Subway, I had a fan club once, that was cute, I dealt with the rudest and most pissed off man once and learned not to laugh at him, dealt with two horny old men in one day, the hot railroad guys, the older railroad guys, messing with people in Drive-Thru, synchronized hand gestures with Brian, flooding the back room just to slide on the floor, the night Brandee flipped over our bane door and I was on the phone with a customer and I screamed bloody murder in his ear because the little swinging door got crammed into my hip and Brandee flipped over the door and kicked me in the face, our early morning meetings where Brandee always got us in trouble because she wouldn't stop talking to me, the way Andrew and I called each other names in front of customers when we were making their sandwiches, Nikki and I using broken down boxes to go sledding on the snow piles at night after our parking lot was cleaned, BEN!!!!
Oh man, I just remembered Ben! He is the town weirdo, I don't like saying that about him since something is so mentally wrong with him, but he is just so...odd. I remember one night I asked him about his past and he went into some huge story about being a train hopper and mixing all kinds of drugs together in Washington. He usually came in at night becuase he had dubbed himself Brian's bodyguard, lol. He came in one day around 4 when there were only three of us and it was Brian, myself, Nikki, and Jason. I saw Ben coming and started making his usual, a foot long veggie on Herb and Cheese with a crap ton of every single veggie on it, God I hated making his sandwich, I could never close it, but he got it that way becuase he was poor and I think he rarely ate, anyways, he came in he started talking all kinds of nonsense as usual and then suddenly he asked me if I lived in the dumpster out back. Before I could even answer Jason came up and told Ben that he did. Ben's face fell and he told Jason he hoped he didn't because he wanted to live in it, then he asked Jason is he was engaged to Nikki and if Nikki was good a decorating. Jason went along with it and said he and Nikki were moving into the dumpster soon and Ben was excited for them, aye aye aye, I felt bad for Ben, but I think he had fun with us. I remember one night he told me an hour long story about lightning and for a few nights he was on the kick that there was a Leprechaun living on the hood of someone's car but he could never catch it. And now I'll probably go straight to hell because I have a picture of him that I snagged a while back when i was in visiting some of the old crew that still stuck around Subway, which was just Lisa, the manager, Carol, the assistant manager, and Dora the day supervisor.
He wears that outfit 24/7/365 well if you're lucky he'll have blue sweat pants on.
Oh, and here's a link to my Myspace Subway album, incriminating evidence of our antics:
Working at the Subway
As well as Vids on youtube thanks to Brian, this one is of him and I
Brian eating my footlong
A vid with Brian starting with a burp and yelling at Chelsea
Chelsea is Grumpy
A vid of Brian and Megan acting like idiots on a dead Sunday night
Crazies
Uhm, so, all pointless but I wanted to jot it down just for fun ^^
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